"What the fuck?". I looked at them. "Why y'all so thirsty for?". I asked. "He's daddy". Taehyung moaned. "I've been on my knees". Jungkook says looking at me. "I took in a lot of salt". Jungkook said. "Really?". I said towards Taehyung. "I already said that we can cheat on each other if Yoongi is involved". Taehyung said.
"I...". I sighed. "I really don't see the hype in him". I looked at the post unimpressed. "Canceled". Taehyung scoffed. "Look at him!". Jungkook shoved his phone in my face. "He's God! Change my mind!". Jungkook yelled. "God is a women". I moved his phone from my face. "Ok respect". Taehyung said. "But you're wrong". Taehyung huffed.
"I'm not". I crossed my arms. "Min Yoongi is the reason why you and I breathe". Taehyung rubs his cheek on his phone. "So my lungs are getting filled with toxic chemicals and dust because of him? I know where to send my hospital bill". I said. "Why do you hate my King?". Jungkook asked. "I don't hate anyone, I just think he's a little overrated". I replied.
"Overrated!?!". The couple gasped. "He's looking like a whole father! And you're saying he's overrated!?!". Jungkook shouts. "I'm pregnant with his twins! How DARE you disrespect my baby daddy!". Taehyung yelled. "I... I don't know how to respond to that". I blinked. "Good, now get out!". Taehyung angrily points to the door.
"Bitch! This is my house! You get out!". I yelled. "Eek!". Jungkook squealed. "Tae! Pre orders for his album starts at midnight!". Jungkook fanboyed. "Oh my god!!!". Taehyung jumps up and down. "I'm getting eight!". Jungkook grins. "I'm getting twenty eight". Taehyung sticks out his tongue. "What are going to doing with eight albums and what the fuck are YOU going to do with twenty eight albums!?!". I yelled.
Taehyung licked his lips and looked at me. "I'ma bathe in them bitches". Taehyung says. "They ask if I'm fine but I'm not cause I have dumb ass friends like these". I started putting on my coat. "Where are you going?". Jungkook asked. "Ohfarfaraway". I said. "I might be able to save my children". I picked up my suitcase. "Save? HA! I'm going to be in your life... Forever".
