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"I ain't doing shit for Halloween". I said to no one and no one asked. No, let me explain myself before some of y'all go fucking crazy. Every fucking Halloween is the same shit... With that cursed fucking couple. Jungkook would fight kids for their candy and Taehyung will dress up like a slut, get drunk and call me crying cause he made out with some random dude in a alley... Which would always be Jungkook.
I'm not fucking doing it anymore. I'm not going ruin my favorite holiday with these kids no more, I had it. I am sitting on my couch, ignoring all the cries from the couple that were outside of my house, eating candy. "Cry". I said and then the unimaginable happened. Taehyung came in, riding a wrecking ball. "I came in like wrenching ball... Through your window". Taehyung sings and my mouth dropped.
"Eww, you are going to have SO many ants". Taehyung says and I immediately went for his throat. "Ak!". Taehyung gasps. "Die!". I yelled. "Get off him!". Jungkook shouts and tried to get me off Taehyung but I didn't move. "We just want to spend Halloween with you". Jungkook says. "NO!". I screamed. "Fuck you! Fuck your man! Fuck y'all Halloween! Just fuck it all!". I yelled and got off of Taehyung.
"GET OUT!!!". I screamed from the top of my lungs and my phone dings. "Yoongi!". I beamed and got my phone.
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I stare at Jin's post and I hated myself for laughing. "And they did a couple name for Halloween". I pouted. "Damn you Yoongi". I huffed. "We need to post too Tae". Jungkook says. "Jimin, come...". I held a pair of scissors at Jungkook's throat and gave him a cold glare. "Get out". I ordered. "Yeah". Jungkook nods, picks Taehyung up and runs out my house. "Thank you". I smirked while playing with their credit cards in my hand.
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