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"After everything I did for him, he's a NO SHOW!". I slammed my fist on the table. I have been waiting for this bastard for a fucking hour and he didn't show up once nor did he call me. "That lying, sleazy, two timing little fucking weasel!". I yelled. "Hey daddy".
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Taehyung smiles at me and sat next to me but I got up and sat across from him. "How rude". Taehyung pouted. "Why are you late?". I asked. "Had to look good for you". Taehyung said. "It's not everyday I get to see my idol up close". Taehyung laughed. "You didn't even compliment my perfume". Taehyung pouted and I stared at him. "Also, thank you for helping me with that restraining order, I love you even more now".
"Whatever, where's Jungkook?". I asked. "Alas, my man is still on the run". Taehyung wipes a fake tear away. "I'm so proud but if I don't see him soon, I have no choice but to cheat on him, with someone better, which is you... How you doing?". Taehyung asked. "Taehyung". I growled. "Mmm". Taehyung shivered. "That was SO hot and you did that shit on purpose". Taehyung said. "You fucking whore, I'm horny now".
"Alright, this was a mistake". I got up from my chair. "Wait! I'm so sorry! Don't leave me!". Taehyung begged. "Y-you need help right? I'm here to help". Taehyung said. "Really?". I said. "Really, really". Taehyung nods. "Fine". I sat back down and crossed my arms. "Yay!". Taehyung claps. "So... What happened?". Taehyung asked. "What happened was y'all didn't fucking tell me he was going to kill me!". I yelled.
"Ahh... The puppy eyes". Taehyung rubs his chin. "Sorry bout that". Taehyung said. "It really is a killer". Taehyung sighs. "I've been trying to figure that shit for years but it never works, it just gets worst". Taehyung said. "So, what else happened?". Taehyung asks. "He sassed me". I told him. "Oh, he does...". "It was so fucking hot". I cut him off and Taehyung looked at me. "Repeat that".
"I always get people left and right but never in my life have I had someone run from me... I was so excited". I said. "You're a fucking sadist and you're after my bestie?". Taehyung says. "You're a fucking sadist and I AM RIGHT HERE!". Taehyung screams. "You're not my type". I bluntly said and Taehyung gasped. "Why you gotta...". "No". I said. "Ok". Taehyung sniffs. "Now it's your turn to help me since your boyfriend failed".
"I don't have a man". Taehyung said. "Jungkook". I said. "Who?". Taehyung says. "Never heard of him". Taehyung said. "Somewhere, somewhere far away... Jungkook's heart broke". I said. "Not my problem". Taehyung yawned. "Anyway". Taehyung takes out a piece of paper and hands it to me. "And this is?". I took the paper, asking. "Places my bestie likes to go". Taehyung says and I held the paper like it was a newborn baby.
"My baby". I stroked the paper softly. "Also, stop beating around the bush, what's his name?". I asked. "I gave my word that I wasn't gonna tell you". Taehyung said. "That's some bullshit". I huffed. "Bros before hoes man". Taehyung shrugs. "I'm...". "Bros before hoes". Taehyung says again. "Good luck trying to find him though". Taehyung gets up from his chair. "If you get tired of chasing him... My ass is ready for business". Taehyung winks at me and left.
I shivered and slowly opened the paper. There were like, fifty fucking places on this shit. "Fucking hell". I rubbed my head. "No, it's ok Yoongi". I told myself.
