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"This is sooooo good!". Jimin says with a mouth full of food. I chuckled and wiped his mouth. "I'm surprised on how much you can eat". I said. "Oh no, I usually don't eat this much". Jimin said and I stared at him. "What does that mean?". I asked and saw Jimin flinch. I let out a quiet sigh and dropped the subject. "Can you tell me why you kissed Joon?". I asks. "For blackmail". Jimin replied.
"There were like... Other ways to do that without kissing him". I told him. "Meh, I saw lips, I have lips... I did what I had to do". Jimin said. "If you would have seen his dick! You would fuck him!?!". I yelled. "Your idea, not mind". Jimin sips his beer. "And why aren't you eating? You paid for this... You better get your money back in your mouth cause you ain't getting no ass for this". Jimin said.
"Why the hell not!?!". I shouted. "Why are you questioning me about my body?". Jimin asks. "I-I didn't... I mean...". I was choking on my words and Jimin laughed at me. "God... You're a good guy". Jimin said. "Obviously". I rolled my eyes. "Can't believe you just noticing that now". I said. "I mean sure... My music is all over the place but I'm low key fun to be around". I said. "I don't know what your music sounds like".
"Yo-you...". I grabbed my chest. "You don't like to my music?". I said. "Your my boyfriend aka my support system". I added. "You keep forgetting that I find you VERY overhyped". Jimin said. "Objection!". I slammed my fist on the table. "I refuse to let you breath near me until you listen to my music". I said. "Guess dying won't be so bad". Jimin said and I gasped. "You whore". I said and Jimin laughs at me.
"I have a song that you will like very much". I told him. "Oh?". Jimin raised a brow. "I do like a challenge". Jimin says and gave me his full attention. "Very well Yoongi". Jimin said. "If I like this "remarkable song" of yours... I'll marry you, in a maid outfit". Jimin said and my whole body shuts down. "Wh-what?". I said shaking. "Not repeating myself". Jimin took another sip of his beer. "However, if I don't like it... No sex for a month". Jimin said.
"Wait, you won't break up with me?". I said, stunned. "You belong to me, I meant that". Jimin says. "Rig-right". I rubbed my arm, embarrassed. "But that won't be necessary cause I'm sure you'll like it". I smiled at him. "I'll trust in you then". Jimin returns the smile and continues to eat. 'He's so PRETTY!'. I squealed and then I remembered something.