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"I can't BELIEVE you called me here!". Taehyung squealed. "Not gonna lie, thought it was a date". Taehyung looks Hoseok up and down. "But practice makes perfect". Taehyung said. "I only called y'all here cause I like the way you two dress". I said. "Yeah, date". Taehyung says. "It's not a date Taehyung". I sighed. "Please... My daddy's call me Tae". Taehyung said. "I...". I rubbed my face.
"Hoseok you... Ugh!". I groaned when Hoseok punched me in my stomach. "Why?". I groan and Hoseok just stares at me. "Ya! You can't...". Taehyung closed his mouth when Hoseok pointed a gun at his head. Hoseok gave Taehyung a glance and Taehyung just nods in silence. "Omg! It is SOOO good to see you Yoongi!". Hoseok beams. "I can wait for you to buy me whatever the fuck I want!". Hoseok giggled.
"Yeah, sure, whatever". I said. "And... Aren't you that one with that other kid that interrupted my time with Jimin?". Hoseok asked. "M-my name is Taehyung". Taehyung says. "Mmm... Don't recall asking for your name". Hoseok said. "Yes, I'm one of the kids that you tried to shoot!". Taehyung yelled. "Tried!?!". Hoseok starts laughing. "That was cute". Hoseok says. "Is he crazy?". Taehyung whispers to me. "You gonna ask me that AFTER he pointed a gun at you?".
"He could just be practicing". Taehyung says and I leaned my head on the wall. "So... Where we going?". Hoseok asked. "I can't breath anything that's NOT Gucci". Taehyung said. 'This was a mistake'. I rubbed my head. "Correction, this is YOUR mistake". Hoseok said and I turned to him. "It was all over your face". Hoseok smiled. I sighed and pulled out my phone. "Boy I wish... I fucking wish". Hoseok says.
"Call Joon to come get you?". I said. "Carry on". Hoseok says. "Wait!". Taehyung takes my phone. "Why?". I asked. "Insta pic!". Taehyung beamed.
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"Wow... He HATES you". Taehyung laughed. "We all been there". Hoseok sighed. "Just tell me how I can fix it? Please". I begged Hoseok and he chuckled. "Can't". Hoseok sniffed. "Come on! I wanna go shopping!". Taehyung tugs on my arm. "And I wanna make you broke!". Hoseok tugs on my other arm. "Fuck...".
"Let's go! I ain't got all day! Jin is waiting for me!". Hoseok yelled. "I'm sure you look good zaddy Min! Bring your fiiiinnnnneee ass out here and do a spin for me!". Taehyung shouts. "Hate them, hate them so much". I sighs and walked out the dressing room.
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They both looked me up and down and of course Hoseok was the first to speak. "Mmm... That ain't it". Hoseok said. "I'm sorry I lied to you". Taehyung says and my confidence dropped instantly. "Y'all are mean". I said. "No... You're mean". Hoseok says. "Plain ass clothes with your plain ass, no wonder Jimin don't want you". Hoseok sassed. "Ow". I said.
"You look like a begging peasant, we get it... You're after Jimin but damn... Don't dress like a bum". Taehyung says. "Jimin won't like your begging ass". Taehyung scoffs. "OW!". I glared at him. "Ohhh, I misjudged you little one". Hoseok said. "I'm your...". "Pain, misery and suffering". Hoseok cuts me off. "Then yeah". Hoseok said. "I thought we were friends". I sniffed and Hoseok laughed. "I can tell he loves you". Taehyung said.
"Congratulations! I'll hate you for the rest of your life!". Hoseok cheered. "My life? Don't you mean your life?". Taehyung says. "Please, you not being in my life isn't gonna affect me, trust". Hoseok said. "Now back to this bum ass bastard". Hoseok smirks at me. "Don't worry Yoongi... I got you". Hoseok grins widely at me.
