Instagram love story (Yoonmin) *Completed*

Jimin day

I was in my living room in silence. No Tae and no Kook here to bother me. Why? Cause they went to Busan to get some limited edition Yoongi mercs. I have the whole weekend to myself and I was thanking everything for that. "This is all I every wanted". I leaned back in my chair, butt ass naked and watching Goblin for the millionth time... And my door bell rings.

"Ignore it Jimin, this is your day". I told myself and it rings again. "This is your day". I grinded my teeth and it rings again. "THIS IS MY DAY!". I threw my shoe at the door. "GO AWAY!". I screamed. "I-I was only wanted to sell you cookies". I looked at the door. "YOU BETTER HAVE PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES!". I screamed. "I do".

I went to the door, wearing my long trench coat. "How many boxes?". I asked. "Five... Why are you wearing a coat?". The man asked. "Why are you still breathing? Unless you want me to put a hole through your chest". I smiled. "Here's five boxes for free". He says and runs. "God, what's he problem?". I scoffed and closed my door.

"You raise me upppp! Say you love me again!!! Undo your nutty flavor you cursed on me and stay in my lifeeee! I'll dry my tears when I eat all of you!!! Undo your nutty flavor! I beg youuu!!!". I was mashing cookies to put on my ice cream when my phone goes off.

I stared at Tae's and Kook's comment. "Their ass is going to get arrested and I'm NOT bailing them out". I said.

Four hours later...

"Chim!". Taehyung gave me a hug. "Thanks SO much for helping me and my baby daddy". Taehyung smiled. "Y'all fuckers owe me money". I hissed. "Bitches was testing us Jimin". Jungkook said. "They dead ass tried to take my Yoongi jacket away from me". Taehyung huffed. "Y'all tried to hit some guy with a car!". I yelled. "He's alive right!?!". "I missed right!?!".

"That's attempted murder!". I yelled. "Better then murder right?". Jungkook grins. "I mean what IS attempted murder?". I slowly turned my head to Taehyung. "Exactly... Its for people that can't commit to the crime". Taehyung said. "Wait... Y'all really tried to hit him?". I asked. "Tried fifty times". Jungkook said.

"Slipper ass motherfucker I swear to god". Taehyung sighs. "Oh my god". I covered my face. "That was our disappointment". Jungkook groaned. "Bring y'all asses on!". I yelled. "Always ruining my damn day". I stomped my feet out the police station. "We're sorry Hyung". The couple said. "FUCK Y'ALL SORRY ASSES!". I screamed. Taehyung pouts and Jungkook pinched his cheek. "Don't worry Tae, he loves us".

"Of course he loves me, I'm his best friend". Taehyung huffs. "You're the questionable one". Taehyung said and skips after Jimin. Jungkook watched his boyfriend leave with a blank face.

"Well fuck you too Tae".