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"Yes mom, I got them". I was in my kitchen pouring mw some orange juice while talking to my mom. "They look good but I did change some things". I said. "Yup, that's exactly what I changed". I laughed. "Yes mom, I'll be there next month". I smiled. "Yeah, I'm about to send you the file, what's today's date?". I asked. "March ninth? Got it, thanks mom, see you soon".
"Wait, march ninth? Why does this day sound so dangerous?". I wondered and heard someone kicking on my door. "Wow... They have the common decency to knock, I'm impressed". I said and was about to go to the door when I felt my phone go off. "Hmm?". I checked my phone and saw birthday wishes for Yoongi. "Oh... My... God". I dropped my phone and jumped out my kitchen window. "GET THAT FOOL KOOK!".
"AHHHH!!!". I was running for my damn life and stupidly looked behind me.
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"AH! AH! AH! HELP ME!!!". I choked out and instantly got caught by Jungkook. "Fucking inhuman bastard". I scolded. "You have to be with our King for his birthday". Jungkook said. "Well done baby". Taehyung kissed Jungkook's cheek. "Thank you love". Jungkook smiled. "Now... To the King!". Taehyung marched back to my house.
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Jungkook threw me on my couch and started talking off my shirt. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!". I screamed. "Today is God's birthday, you need to respect him and wear his merch". Jungkook said. "I'll do it myself! Get away from me!". I pushed Jungkook away and put on the shirt. "Kook! He posted! He loves us Kookie! He loves us!". Taehyung says.
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"Why he got so little likes?". Jungkook says. "People make me so fucking sick". Taehyung scoffed. "He deserves fifty eight billion likes". Taehyung added. "There's only...". "I know how many people are on this nasty ass rock". Taehyung looked at me. "But if we all make like... One hundred accounts we can reach that goal and change the world". Taehyung hugs his phone. "Are y'all on drugs?". I asked.
"I tried weed before". The couple said at the same time. "I love you!". They hugged each other and I gagged. "Y'all make me sick". I rolled my eyes. "Get away from Tae, he's pregnant with Yoongi's and my baby". Jungkook glared at me. "How...?". I said. "Kook! Look! I got a gif of God!". Taehyung says.
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"And his hair is mint". Taehyung drools. "I'm craving mint ice cream". Jungkook said. "As a pregnant women, I can eat whatever I want". Taehyung gets his Gucci bag. "Oh! We can get daddy Yoongi a cake!". Taehyung exclaims. "Good idea baby". Jungkook nods. "To the cake corner store!". Jungkook says and they ran out the door. I blinked in shocked.
