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"Damn it Jin! How many times do I have to tell you to stop speeding!?!". The chief shouts and Jin scratches his ear. "And you Hos...". "Hahahahaha!". Hoseok laughs. "Stay with Jin". Hoseok said. "Tsk". The chief rolled his eyes. "If I hear you two getting another speeding ticket, I'm putting y'all in jail". The chief said. "I rather sell my human rights before getting locked up". Jin scoffed.
"Motherfucker look at me, I'm too fucking pretty to get arrested". Hoseok said. "They wouldn't know what to do with all of this". Hoseok smirked. The chief shakes his head and turns to me and I was full on crying. "Who's kid is this?". The chief asked. "That motherfucker is twenty something years old". Hoseok said. The chief looked at me again. "What happened?". He asked. "I just wanted to go home!". I started balling.
Jin straight up slapped me and I held my cheek. "You will NOT make me look like no child predator". Jin said. "Really? Kidnapper was right there". Hoseok said. "What I look like taking kids?". Jin says. "You hit me". I sniffed. "I'm not hearing the problem". Jin said. "Just... Get out". The chief rubs his head. "Thank you Mr. Bak". Jin and Hoseok said and they dragged me out the police station. "Kids gonna give me a fucking heartattack".
"Or a stroke". A cop said. "Thank you for your fucking unpaid opinion Mr. Cop that isn't me!". Mr. Bak yelled. "Yeesh, someone get this man a aspirin". The cop said. "You're fired".
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"Who's car is this and do y'all get arrested a lot!?!". I yelled. "I don't know and very much so". Jin answers. "The hell you mean you don't know!?!". I shouted. "Well, the popo's took my car so I had to improvise". Jin said. "I love doing that shit". Hoseok said. "I know". Jin giggled. "Y'all different". I said. "Of course I am". Hoseok huffs. "Like... What I look like being like others? Basic, unoriginal, flavorless... Big pass".
I giggled and Jin joined me. "Don't worry Jimin, we are gonna turn you into a cold bad bitch like us". Jin said. "Be grateful to be my underling". Hoseok said. "When we're done with you, you'll be setting buildings on fire like me". Jin said. "And you'll be robbing banks as easy as breathing, when I train you". Hoseok said. "I don't want to be a criminal". I told them. "Ain't no choice". They said.
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"Wow!". I gasped. "It's gorgeous here". I said. "This is our resort". Jin says. "You can come here as much as you want". Jin said. "Thank you, I might need to". I sighed. "Oh no honey, cut that depressed shit out". Hoseok said. "We are here to bond, relax and pop shit and speaking of shit... Yoongi is still alive". Hoseok said. "I know, like bitch... Gag already". Jim scoffed. "Gurl, I know". Hoseok says. "Y'all are terrible". I laughed.
"I know you want to talk shit about your friends". Hoseok said. "I rather they lose their memories about me". I said. "Damn... They must be SOO annoying". Jin said. "Suffer and I don't want them". Hoseok says. "Took the words right out of my mouth". I groaned and Hoseok laughed. "Oh, Jimin take my picture real quick, I wanna see what Yoongi will ask me this time". Hoseok hands me his phone. "Sadist". I said. "The best one yet".
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"How the fuck did he find me?". Hoseok asked and Jin and I looked at each other. "Your name?". I said. "I ain't the only Hobi out there". Hoseok said. "Your picture?". Jin says. "Forgery". Hoseok says. "Listen here bitch". Jin says and Hoseok and I chuckled. "Let's make a toast gurlies". Hoseok raised a sprite can in the air. "We have wine". I said. "He's not allowed to drink". Jin said. "Why not?". I asked.
"Someone about a child and a donkey but that's not important". Hoseok says. "I think that VERY important". I said. "Nah... It's in the past". Hoseok said. "Anyway... To us!". We raised our drinks.
