Instagram love story (Yoonmin) *Completed*

Hiring a killer, call me at...

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I made sure my doors were lock and that there were spikes, marbles and legos at my windows. My dad called me and told me that the disappointment couple got out of their restraining orders somehow. I just thought that they were just fooling around somewhere but they really got out of their restraining orders... I hate it here.

"I really have to hire a hitman or women". I said already looking at websites and other places to find one. "I REALLY didn't want to kill Tae, Jungkook can get it but Tae... I deadass have to kill him". I shook my head. "I'll give their families a handwritten letter and move to the jungle and change my name to Cha Cha slide". I said and my phone buzzes. "Oh dear God". I groaned and checked it.

I stared at my dumbass friends comments and rolled my eyes. Y'all probably wondering why I get notifications from someone I don't like... Blame Taehyung. I don't know what he did to my phone but I can NOT unfollow him and that shit pisses me off. "Like how the hell can I permanently follow someone and NOT be able to unfollow". I click my tongue. "I fucking hate Tae". I sighed. "But I didn't post in a while...". I rubbed my chin. "Fuck it".

My eyes widened when I saw how fast Yoongi replied to my post. "IS HE STALKING ME!?!". I screamed. "Oh god! I'm not safe of this app anymore but this shit is my life so I'll let it slide". I said and clicked on my comments.

"Those fucking children!". I yelled. "And... Who is Jinificent?". I tilted my head. "Nice name though". I giggled and clicked on his picture and saw that he posted. "Hmm?".

I stared at the picture and pouted. "He's dating Zaddy". I whined. "No matter, I'll convince him to share". I said. "It's nice to share... Makes you feel good". I nodded and got a text on my phone. "Is that the killer!?!". I squealed and groaned cause it was from Tae. "We're watching you". I tilted my head and looked at the window and sure enough, they were there staring at me.

I looked them up and down and ignored them and got another text. "Let us in, let us in". I turned to Tae and huffed. "We know you trapped the house, let us in before I use a child as bait". I looked Taehyung like he was crazy. "I'm not fucking joking, there's alot of kids on this block... Try me". Taehyung smiles at me. "I'm not letting y'all in". I said. Taehyung nods at me and he looks at Jungkook who walks away.

"He can't be serious". I said and saw Taehyung smirk at me. "Tae are...". I saw Jungkook holding a small boy and my mouth dropped. "You got three seconds to open the door before I tell Kook to yeet this boy through the window". I quickly opened the door for them. "Hey best friend". Taehyung hugs me. "Put the child down!". I yelled at Jungkook. "Damn chill, he ain't yours". Jungkook rolls his eyes.

Jungkook puts the child down and smiles at him. "Nice job kid". Taehyung says. "Give me my money". The boy says. "Huh?". I blinked at him. "You thought I was serious?". Taehyung giggled. "You weren't?". Jungkook says and we looked at him. "N-no". Taehyung stutters. "You were going to throw a child into a window?". Taehyung said. "Like a baseball". Jungkook laughed. "You're sick". I said. "I'm not, I have a strong immune system". Jungkook beams.

"I...". "We about to party up in here!". Taehyung rushed into my house. "And talk about our daddy Yoongi". Jungkook said. "I hope you prepared yourself and I mean your asshole cause if you don't give yourself willingly to my King... I have no problem selling you to him". Jungkook pats my shoulder and walks into my house. I stood at my doorway and sighed. "You got all that?". I asked the boy, who's name is Junmin.

"Got it all boss!". Junmin says. "Good be ready when I call for you soldier". I said. "Got it". Junmin nods at me and runs off. "How...". I heard something break and I closed my eyes. "TAE DID IT!". "KOOK DID IT!".

"I hate it here".