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"And I was like... I know you're done with your story but I STILL couldn't find the fucks I give". Hoseok says. "I would have slapped the bitch". Jin sips some tea. "I should have". Hoseok said. "Like... Your dog is missing, the fuck do I care for?". Hoseok said. "Where the FUCK is Namjoon?". I groaned. "Yoongi? Where the hell did you come from?". Hoseok asked. "Where... I WAS IN HERE FIRST!". I screamed.
"Really?". Hoseok's eyes widened and he turned to Jin. "Did you see him?". Hoseok asked. "I can't see anything below my chin". Jin said. "Wow". I nodded. "Ok". I sniffed. "Damn... You bring NOTHING to the table". Hoseok laughed. "I hate you all". I said. "You already said that". Hoseok huffed. "Say something insulting". Hoseok says and gasped. "Got it". Hoseok pulls out his phone.
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"Really?". I said. "Yoongi, you are SO small that Tinkerbell uses you as her toothpick". Jin said. "Why me though?". I asked. "I ain't spearing NONE of y'all hoes". Hoseok said. "Jin you're over confident just to hide your flaws... And that's not dating me". Hoseok said. "Namjoon is SO daddy material that it eliminates the term daddy issues". Hoseok says. "And Yoongi...". Hoseok looks me up and down.
"You look like hot booty water". Hoseok says and Jin starts choking. "Why did you insult me like that!?!". I yelled. "I'm closer to you". Hoseok replied. "You didn't insult Jin and Namjoon like that!". I shouted. "Come on Yoongi, don't be that guy". Hoseok rolled his eyes. "I mean... Jin has a God complex but knows that he never will be a God cause Joon will leave him cause he doesn't believe in God". Hoseok said and Jin went quiet.
"And Namjoon doesn't believe in God cause he is one which wouldn't make any sense cause that would mean he wouldn't believe in his self and will make him question everything in life and that will turn him into a crazy person". Hoseok says and we all look at him. "Ouch". Namjoon says, walking in the room. "Those weren't insults... Th-that was just violent". I said. "Aren't they the same thing?". Hoseok asked.
"Should I...". "N-no... Please don't". I hugged myself. "I saw your wife". Namjoon says and I jumped on him. "Why didn't you call me!?! Where was he!?! Why were around my women!?!". I yelled at him. "Get off me!". Namjoon shoved me to the ground. "You don't pay me enough for that". Namjoon said. "And he was by the company". Namjoon replied. "Good, good, he's still in the area". I rubbed my chin.
"I can get him the ring... And take Joon with me". I said. "For what!?!". Namjoon yells. "You're my manager". I grinned at him. "If Joonie is going, I'm going too". Jin says. "It's been a while since I went shopping". Jin giggled. "Take Hose...". "You shut your mouth". Hoseok says. "He ask for YOU! Don't drag me down". Hoseok says. "I can finally have the house by myself and I'm walking around butt ass naked". Hoseok said.
"We... Seen you naked before". I said. "I'm grown now". Hoseok grins. "Y'all don't deserve to see this artwork". Hoseok said. "Now get the fuck out". Hoseok says. "I got a breeze to feel in my butt crack". Hoseok said. "Disgusting". Jin gags. "Refreshing". Hoseok chuckled. "Come on". I dragged Jin and Namjoon out the room. "I left... HOW ARE YOU NAKED SO FAST!?!". I scream. "Ha. Ha!". Hoseok says. "Go away". Hoseok said.
I shook my head, grabbed my phone and ran out. Hoseok made sure they were gone and he rubs his hands together. "Now...". Hoseok smirks.
