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The time I got into three fights in one day, when I was in second grade 😂

Aight so boom!

Me and this girl, I'll call her Jay, were friends.

She had a crush on this boy, that wasn't all that cute, but she liked him.

So one day while we were outside at recess, Jay and her crush walked up to me, telling me they go together.

I'm like cool ok. Good for you.
Mi didn't really care cause it was hella hot outside, and I was ready to go back in.

She starts going on about how they've been on dates, and went out together, and basically rubbing in my face that she has a boyfriend.

I'm confused cause they started going out like five minutes before they walked up to me 😂

Like that was impossible for them to go on movie dates within that time.

So she get mad at me cause I called her out, and she calls me a bitch.

Now I've never been the type of person to let words affect me, but since she was supposed to be my friend it struck a nerve.

So I tried to walk away, and she literally grabbed me by my arm, and kept calling me a bitch.

At this point I knew I was about to snap, but I still tried to keep my cool, until she punched me in the stomach.

Now I just had lunch, so my ass was full and already uncomfortable  and I didn't wanna be outside in the heat 😂

Plus that was strike three.

I turned around and hit her with a three piece combo, and dropped her ass to the ground.

I jumped on top of her, popping her in her shit, and her boyfriend just standing there laughing at her, not trynna help at all 😭

When I had enough, I got off her and he gonna ask me out, but I didn't want his earth worm looking ass.

So I leave her there on the ground, and I see Jay's cousin, I'll call her Mimi.

I walked up to Mimi and told her she needed to get her cousin cause I just whooped her ass, and then she got mad at me, and tried to fight me

Just like her cousin, I laid her ass out in the wood chips by the swings 😂

There was this white boy on the swings that I did not like cause he was always talking shit.

Being the annoying asshole he was, he started running his mouth, on the wrong day.

You wanna know what I did?

Of course you do.

I snatched his frail ass off that swing, and body slammed him in those same wood chips 😂

He was rolling on the ground crying cause his back was hurting but I didn't give a fuck.

All three of them tried me on the wrong day.

When I got home that afternoon, I told my mama about it.

I thought I was gonna get a whoopin, but she high fived me, telling me I did good for winning my first fight, and finishing what they started.

The End 😂

Do y'all want me to tell y'all about the time, I got jumped at church? 😂😂😂

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