"you're really going to do that after what happened last time?"
"j e s u s c h r i s t !"
"no, i'm ira. ira dewan."
"no shit, sherlo― is that a fucking scalpel?"
"didn't you read my threat written on the front door with a permanent marker? i thought i made it pretty clear what would happen to the state of your ding dongs."
"j e s u s, woman."
"is that a halo i see? oh no, it's just a molly-coddled circle of ignorance."
"molly what?"
"pampered. it means pampered."
"judgmental much?"
"so you're going to tell me that you're not a walking epitome of abercrombie and fitch? even your fucking underwear is calvin klein, not to mention silk."
"..."
"exactly. any last wishes?"
"tell silas i love him."
"b-but you're...gay?"
"..."
"fuck my life."
[a/n: questions about ira's ethnicity will be cleared out in the later chapters. yes, she is indian. also, if you guys are into binge following, follow cosmic_menace because he is bae. in real life. introspective and hawt as fuck. come on, guys. show him some love? please? thank you.]
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Short Storyl a u n d r y : /ˈlɔːndri/ noun / the act of masturbation and/or having sex. [urban dictionary] little snippets of conversation between adrian macintyre: a spoiled boy who doesn't know the difference between detergent and bleach; and ira dewan: a f...