c o u g h . c o u g h . c o u g h .
"excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. my friend here, adrian macintyre, has been diagnosed with chronic bowel syndrome. symptoms include cramping, bloating, diarrhoea and a frequent problem of flatulence. i'd like to apologize in advance if this happens to be a matter of inconvenience."
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"..." r r r - i i i - p p p .
"ira, just you just...handfart? people will think that it was..."
"you? uh-huh."
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"..." p p p - f f f - f f f - s s s .
"stop it, ira."
"nu-uh."
"ira, i beg of you."
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"at least reduce the frequency. and the volume."
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" i r a ."
"excuse me, miss? i was wondering if you had some kind of a supplement to help control his...situation? and an extra pair of pants, please?
"i did not shit my pants."
"i wonder what that brown stain is? perhaps, a bit of...chocolate mousse?"
"fuck. you."
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laundry love [completed]
Short Storyl a u n d r y : /ˈlɔːndri/ noun / the act of masturbation and/or having sex. [urban dictionary] little snippets of conversation between adrian macintyre: a spoiled boy who doesn't know the difference between detergent and bleach; and ira dewan: a f...