laundry love [completed]

n i n e t y e i g h t : or maybe not

"mindblowing sex, followed by dominos pizza. what more could i ask for?

"the molten choco-lava cake?"

"shut up! pass me one!"

"..."

"well, how is it?"

"all gooey and delicious. i could literally m a r r y you right now."

"..."

"..." c h o k e . c h o k e . c h o k e .

"what's wrong, ira?"

"i think i got something stuck in my throat."

"try to cough it out."

"well, what is it?"

"..."

"..."

"meh, it's just a piece of foil. must have taken a bite of it too."