laundry love [completed]

f o r t y n i n e : sports bras

"psst, adrian."

"..."

"adrian. get the fuck up!"

"..."

"a d r i a n !"

"ow! what the fuck?"

"did we or did we not...you know...do...it...yesterday?"

"it?" a s m i r k .

"yeah, you know...erm, the tango?"

"do you mean the dance? uh-huh. we danced till our knees dropped."

"not...that. the other horizontal tango."

"say it, ira. say it."

"the sexually motivated phenomenon that includes the sum of the structural, functional, and behavioural characteristics of living things that are involved in reproduction by two interacting males and females. "

"non-medical terms, ira?"

"a painful activity in which a man inserts his...custard launcher...into a woman's...quivering mound of love pudding."

"..."

"sex, adrian. s e x . fucking happy?"

"ecstatic. well, what do you reckon?"

"judging by the sex hair, the complete absence of my bra beneath my tee and the...blood on the sheets, i'd say...yes."

"you seem awfully calm about this. didn't you want to wait until like, old age?"

"..."

"you better start running, macintyre. one. two."

"uh-oh."

"three."