laundry love [completed]

s e v e n t y : printed bellbottoms

"i want you to meet my family, ira."

"a-adrian, don't you think it's a little too soon? i mean, it's only been three weeks since we officially started dating."

"well, my parents insisted on meeting the girl who, i quote, 'bumfuzzled' their son. and yes, they used that term. besides, i did meet yours..."

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"not the puppy eyes. adrian, do not use those puppy eyes."

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"f i n e . when do we meet them?"

"we leave in an hour. for the whole weekend, by the way." a d a s h .

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"come back here, you...you nincompoop."