sorry, we are closed because some n o o b decided to flood the fucking place
down with his idiocy.
p.s: he is going to get his balls sutured to his head, don't worry.
p.s: you fucking better, girlfriend.
p.p.p.s: fuck you, fiancée-who-not-only-dresses-up-phoebe-from-friends-but-
acts-like-her-too
p.p.p.p.s: r u n , fiancé.
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laundry love [completed]
Short Storyl a u n d r y : /ˈlɔːndri/ noun / the act of masturbation and/or having sex. [urban dictionary] little snippets of conversation between adrian macintyre: a spoiled boy who doesn't know the difference between detergent and bleach; and ira dewan: a f...