"..." c r a c k . c l a s h . s h a t t e r .
"that was aunt anita's antique vase, ira."
"..." s m a s h .
"oops, you missed."
"..." p i n c h .
"ow, you pulled out my only chest hair."
"stop. fucking. quoting. from. hannah. fucking. montana."
"oliver oken was the shit."
"..." c l a w . k i c k . k a - p o w .
"my balls, woman! fuck."
"you don't have any, peasant."
"you weren't complaining last night, though."
"..." s m a c k .
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laundry love [completed]
Short Storyl a u n d r y : /ˈlɔːndri/ noun / the act of masturbation and/or having sex. [urban dictionary] little snippets of conversation between adrian macintyre: a spoiled boy who doesn't know the difference between detergent and bleach; and ira dewan: a f...