laundry love [completed]

t h i r t y s i x : milf costumes

[conversation between ira and aunt anita.]

"what was it that you wanted to ask, aunt anita? is it about tomorrow's anniversary?"

"no, i've already taken care of that. nothing much, just an hour ceremony with our family friends."

"thank you. it means a lot to me."

"shush, you. now, tell me. does he have a girlfriend?"

"lover boy? that's what you wanted to talk to me about?"

"..."

"no, he doesn't have one. not that i know of, anyway."

"mommy-slash-daddy issues?"

"well, other than in bed, n o . milf is his thang."

"that sweetie patootie. is he gay, then?"

"nu-uh."

"then why in the world aren't you dating him?"

"u-um, i don't know. i guess i never thought about him that way."

"it's time you gave it a thought, honey."

"o-okay."

"now, s c o o t . let me make that lover boy feel at home."

"not exactly subtle are you, aunt anita?"

"cut and copy the punch line, sweetheart. buh-bye."