laundry love [completed]

s i x t y t w o : tweety rompers

"g o t c h a ! stop squirming, sylvester."

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"guys, guys. she is coming." a w h i s p e r .

"cat-nappers."

"t h r e e ."

"fuck."

"t w o ."

"what do i do? what should i do?"

"o n e ."

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"surprise!" a c h o r u s .

"avada kedavra!"

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"um, happy birthday, ira?"

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"are you crying?"

"y-you guys. i-i never even imagined...i mean, this...never happened before. all of you guys are here... adrian, yuuto, nishi...and a few others who i don't know and are here just for the beer."

"well, it was adrian's idea. and his accomplice, mrs. norris', of course."

"god, i actually fell for it. and to believe i actually threatened to skin her alive."

"m e o w ." s c r a t c h .

"you did what, ira?"

"uh-oh."