laundry love [completed]

t h i r t y e i g h t : cotton kurtas

"you look handsome in a kurta. sexy, even."

"..."

"i'm nishi. ira's sister."

"oh. o h . it's nice to meet you, nishi. i'm adrian."

"i know. do you know how to break open a coconut?"

"the only thing i can break is a condom. that's the only skill uncle pedro and i seem to share."

"sexy and smooth. nice...pass me that jaggery, will you?"

"what are you doing in the kitchen?"

"well, as custom demands, the children of the deceased are supposed to cook a meal and feed it to the crows first, followed by the other guests."

"why crows?"

"we believe that the crows are the first incarnation that the deceased takes...there is a whole explanation behind it which i'm unaware of. however, the others aren't too keen on following it but i'm big on the whole tradition thing. and you know how disastrous it can get when ira enters the kitchen."

"that's awfully nice of you."

"uh-huh. n o w , why the f u c k haven't you asked her out, yet?"

"..."

"and listen, is yuuto single?"