"a-adrian, p-please, don't let go of that towel. i beg you."
"you were the one who forced me to be your guinea pig, ira."
"unlike you, i don't want to fail my viva and practicals. and i study better with the help of a subject, you know that."
"so naturally, you demand my naked body."
"your sarcasm isn't appreciated, adrian and i have seen more penises than you."
"all shrivelled up, for sure."
"..."
"aw, you poor girl."
"n-no! i...have seen one, okay?"
"i bet you haven't. not a fresh one, at least."
"i . have ."
"whatever floats your boat, ira. bet you haven't seen one as beautiful as this, though."
"adrian!"
"open your eyes, ira. i was just kidding."
"i hate you, macintyre."
"love you too, sweetheart."
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laundry love [completed]
Short Storyl a u n d r y : /ˈlɔːndri/ noun / the act of masturbation and/or having sex. [urban dictionary] little snippets of conversation between adrian macintyre: a spoiled boy who doesn't know the difference between detergent and bleach; and ira dewan: a f...