laundry love [completed]

f i f t y t w o : grandma panties

"d-did we atleast use protection?"

"you know i always carry condoms in my wallet, ira. trojan. extra large. tropical flavors. being responsible and all that."

"are you absolutely sure that it didn't break?"

"positive. although..."

"..."

"we'd make cute babies if it did."

"..."

"what?"

"w-was i any good?"

"eh. i'd say you were...okay. average. nothing great."

"..." s n i f f .

"hey, hey. are you...crying? i was joking, ira, you were awesome. a real...tease."

"..."

"..."

"i-it's not that. you don't understand, adrian, i didn't want this to happen. i haven't been in a real r-relationship because of this stupid decision that i made. and when it finally happened, i had absolutely no fucking recollection of it. the p-pain. the pleasure, even."

"..."

"..."

"what's today's date, ira?"

"the thirteenth."

"your aunt has come to visit you."

"what aunt? why are you changing the topic?"

"aunt flow, ira. your aunt flow decided to pay you an early visit, today. yesterday, actually."

"you mean...the blood on the sheets..."

"aw, don't be embarrassed."

"fuck. my. life."