"the disadvantages of being surrounded by horny teenagers and having paper thin walls."
"more like perks, ira."
"..."
"come on. don't tell me you didn't get turned on by that live porn!"
"well, maybe a little."
"..." a s m i r k .
"but snooglebuns and sugarpop. really? and all that grunting. even bloody pigs don't grunt like snooglebuns. even i, the majorly sex noob, could have done better than that."
"go ahead."
"..."
"try to seduce me, babydoll."
[a/n: one more day day till laundry love is officially complete. sigh.]
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laundry love [completed]
Short Storyl a u n d r y : /ˈlɔːndri/ noun / the act of masturbation and/or having sex. [urban dictionary] little snippets of conversation between adrian macintyre: a spoiled boy who doesn't know the difference between detergent and bleach; and ira dewan: a f...