"i meant the charred noodles, dumbo."
"oh."
"you seriously need to get laid. or at least do something to control those raging hormones."
"yes, your majesty. but first, go work on reconstructing that tent of yours. quick, it's collapsing."
"what tent? i'm making plans for a restau― oh. oh."
"..."
"uh, j-just give me a minute. i'll be back."
"aw. but seriously, i'd be a camp instructor if i were you. after all, you do seem to know an awful lot about building e r e c t tents."
"if you say another word, ira, i'm wanking off to your image in my head."
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laundry love [completed]
Short Storyl a u n d r y : /ˈlɔːndri/ noun / the act of masturbation and/or having sex. [urban dictionary] little snippets of conversation between adrian macintyre: a spoiled boy who doesn't know the difference between detergent and bleach; and ira dewan: a f...