laundry love [completed]

e i g h t : or maybe not

"you're rich?"

"uh-huh. i thought we'd already established that through my s i l k, calvin klein boxers."

"you're rich?"

"asking twice won't change the numbers in my daddy dearest's bank account, ira."

"and you've got an alfred too! you're this close to being batman, you realize that right?"

"..."

"please tell me your parents aren't home. i came here in my pyjamas, adrian. fucking pyjamas. you couldn't give me a head-start?"

"well, what happened to dressing up in victoria's secret; and i quote "sensual and skimpy" lingerie?"

"..."

"ira. what were you watching when i called?"

"..."

"..."

"american pie."

"a n d cue the blush. ira, you'll be the death of me, i swear."

"stop quoting edward cullen."

"well, unlike him, i'm ready to relieve all the pent up sexual frustration of an unbelievably horny eighteen year old."

"adrian!"