laundry love [completed]

n i n e t y s e v e n : folded

f o u r y e a r s l a t e r : 

"why are we at the laundromat, adrian? it's been ages since we came here."

"ira, what is today's date?"

"..."

"of course, you forgot our four year anniversary."

"sowwie."

"well, so did i, to be honest. i just remembered five minutes ago."

"we suck, don't we?"

"i know. and since both of us graduated yesterday, i decided that we required something special other than our usual chinese takeout. so, what better place than to sneak into the place where our friendship first began?"

"you're an absolute genius."

"..."

"what?"

"ira, we are in a room surrounded by lingerie and dirty sheets. what do you reckon we do?"

"..."

"..."

"l a u n d r y , adrian. we do laundry."

"bingo."