"stop collecting lost socks, ira."
"socks are an important part of our lives, adrian. they prevent your feet from getting frostbite during mad winters, you can make puppets...ooh, ooh, you can also make potpourri."
"uh-huh. you missed out an important use, ira."
"..."
"masturbating."
"ew!"
"you can sock it, baby!" w i n c e .
"how long have you been planning on that pun, adrian?"
"an hour?"
"aw, come here, you poor little thing."
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laundry love [completed]
Short Storyl a u n d r y : /ˈlɔːndri/ noun / the act of masturbation and/or having sex. [urban dictionary] little snippets of conversation between adrian macintyre: a spoiled boy who doesn't know the difference between detergent and bleach; and ira dewan: a f...
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