laundry love [completed]

s i x t y o n e : silk kimonos

"m-mrs, norris?"

"..."

"come to mama. ugh, hell no."

"..."

"here, kitty kitty."

"..."

"where the fuck are you, you stupid cat? you've got nine-bloody-lives and i've got only one and i value it very, very much. every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in asia. and i'm fucking asian."

"..."

"it's very cold, isn't it? little pussy, it takes approximately twenty-four cat skins to make a coat. i'll make sure you're one of them. i'll be the cat version of cruella de vil, mind you. mwahaha."

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"o k a y. that was creepy."

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"cruella de vil; cruella de vil; if she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will; to see her is take a sudden chill; cruella...cruella..."

"..."

"now is not the time to break into a disney jig, ira. control yourself."

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"..."

"m e o w ."

"wingardium levi-O-sa. no, ugh, alohomora. fuck, accio."

"m e o w ."

"by the evil power of cruella de vil and harry potter, i fucking found you."

"..." s c a m p e r .

"come back here, you mangy cat."