laundry love [completed]

e i g h t e e n : dry bedsheets

"it is sad, really."

"what is?"

"you won't get a first-hand virginal experience of seeing a penis. the exhilaration, the embarrassment, the surprise, the awe. or disgust, for that matter."

"..."

"i'm letting go of the towel, ira."

"u-uh-huh. o-okay."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"i really don't know whether you're checking me out or your eyes are having a seizure. focus on one thing, ira. either my beautiful face or my beautiful junk."

"how can i? when that t-thing is d a n g l i n g in front of me?"

"..."

"you know what i realized, adrian?""

"what?"

"d a n g l i n g is such an ugly word."