"you need to add more of the detergent."
"jesus christ! i r a ? "
"adrian."
"..."
"...the tulips were beautiful. did you grow them yourself?"
"i did."
"...diarrhoea?"
"better. thanks to your classmate and his takeaway brochure."
"...no worries. erm, the bedbug bites look terrible."
"lacto calamine does wonders."
"...your tongue is purple?"
"slushies. blueberry flavoured."
"...cotton boxers?"
"kinda ran out of money for the silk ones."
"..."
"..."
"awkward, isn't it?"
"yeah. very."
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laundry love [completed]
Short Storyl a u n d r y : /ˈlɔːndri/ noun / the act of masturbation and/or having sex. [urban dictionary] little snippets of conversation between adrian macintyre: a spoiled boy who doesn't know the difference between detergent and bleach; and ira dewan: a f...