Listen To Your Heart ~ Book One.

Close the toilet Lid?

"David...about the no sex during our tour..."

"That's okay...my love. I know how much performing means to you, and how you always want to give your fans 110% during shows."

"You're not mad?"

"Well..."

"See...it does bother you. I thought you understood?"

"I do understand...and no... I'm not mad at you. It's just...well..."

"What?"

"Whenever you're onstage dancing around, and your big boobs start bouncing up and down...I can't help but get a bit...aroused...so to speak."

"Oh really?"(Smiles)

"Yea...along with every fan in the audience...and your stage crew who will probably be whacking off backstage."

(Laughs)"Oh my God. Shut up!"

"I love you, Billie."

"I love you too...and I need you to remember something very important during this tour."

"Close the toilet lid? Keep my fly zippered while on stage?"

(Laughs)"Yes...that as well...but I also need you to remember. It doesn't matter how many people may get aroused by me. You're the one I'm engaged too. You're the only one who's lips I am kissing...because I love you."

"I love you too, beautiful. Bouncy boobs and all."

(Billie laughs again.)"Well...since you're feeling aroused."(Billie snuggles closer to me, as we kiss.)

(A week later...Billie and I release our first song together called Stay Awhile, which shoots to #1 in two weeks' time, as fans clamor for a full-blown world tour. Billie and I are at her parents' house. Because of Billie's pregnancy, I felt it best if a world tour is out of the question. Billie of course disagrees.)

"But it's best if I start a world tour now, before I get further along in my pregnancy. That way my high-powered performances won't bother the baby as much."

"I don't know. I still think it would be best if we stayed state side, in case something should come up with the baby."

"But my parents will be with me...and I could always ask Zoe to come with us, if that'll make you feel better?"

"Well...is Zoe going to be sharing our room with us? That'll at least give me something to do while you're on stage."(Grins.)

"You're asking to be smacked...you know that?"

"Of course. I like being spanked."

"Uh-huh. Don't make me hurt you."

"Whip me...beat me.... tease me...please me, beautiful."

(Billie shakes her head.)"Of all the guys I could've gotten, I just had to pick a nut."

(I shrug)"Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. I love your mounds, by the way."

(Laughs)"Shut up! God! What am I going to do with you?"

"I would say...love me...but you already do."

"Only because I haven't found anybody to replace your crazy ass...yet."(Smiles)

"Hmm...hmm. I hear you, beautiful."

"So can we do a world tour together then...please?"

(I couldn't say no to such beautiful blue eyes.)

"I love you. You know that?"

"I love you too. So, is that a, yes?"

"Yes. If it's okay with your doctor."

(Pouts)"That's not fair. What if my doctor says no?"

"We got a little one to consider now, Billie. Not just us."

(Frowns)"I was looking forward to going to England. Meeting the Royal Family."

"England? You didn't say anything about England! They can't even drive on the right side of the road!"

"I know! That's why I'm driving my car while we're over there!"