3RD PERSON POV
Nashiro/Kurona: Uhhhhh....
Touka and the two sisters watch, dumbfounded as a normal day unfolds in front of them.
BBQ:
banan a
rotato faster banana
go
g O
can u fEel it„ b a n an ba ?
yES FEEL TH e SPED
WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY!!!!!!!
Touka: *weirded* Are.......you ok?
BBQ: *t-pose* Who are you to accuse me mortal.
BBQ continues to float and spin around the room in a random fashion.
Hide: 4 OF A KIND!
Kaneki: Goldfish!
Suzuya: UNO!
Hide: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?!
Kaneki/Suzuya: *grin* CARDS!
*BAM*
Mado: Fuck I missed!
*BAM*
Ryuoko: *nervous* The hole is getting noticeably big.......
Hinami: EEK!
Amon: *dying* I tried so many times. Why is a literal puzzle so hard........
Akira: *snicker* Maybe you want my hel-
Amon: I can do this by myself! Ok attempt number 123........
Bernadette: Queen to E4.
Y/N: Pawn to D2.
Revy: I commit arson and kill your pawn with holy fire.
Bernadette: That's not how you're suppose to play chess!
Revy: *grin* FUCK CHESS! *BANG* I KILL YOUR TWO PAWNS WITH MY GUN!
Bernadette: *STAB* FINE! I KILL YOUR TWO PAWNS WITH MY SPEAR!
Revy: I see........MY PRIEST ASSASSINATES YOUR PATHETIC KING BITCH!
Bernadette: MY PRIEST MOVES IN THE WAY AND SACRIFICES HIMSELF CAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK AT CHESS!
Revy: YOU WERE EXPECTING MY PRIEST BUT IT WAS Y/N's PRIE-
Y/N: I FUCKING LOOT YOUR BASES WHILE YOU TWO ARE AT WAR!
Revy/Bernadette: BRING IT Y/N!
The 3 began to wrestle with each other as Velvet and Blake watch.
Velvet: *munching on carrot* This is interesting to watch isn't it?
Blake: *reading* Heh~ Yeah~
She wipes the blood off her noise, thinking of very impure thoughts.
Kurona: Is this normal?
Touka: Well yeah. I have to admit even if I've been here just recently though this is a WHOLE lot better than back at Tokyo.
YOU ARE READING
Mortal Traveler
FanfictionRemake of the mortal god (a multiverse crososver) -characters and images aren't mine Y/N here is on the adventure of a lifetime with allies, lovers, friends, and all the worlds he can go to. (Berserker)
