AOT Reacts to More Ships (Aka what I do when I have no ideas)

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Levi: wha- dammit, not this place again!

Hange: Ooo, I wonder how you get us here?

Me: ...

Eren: You're gonna show us more ships, right? Just get it over with.

Me: Geez, ok. Look at the screen.

Ship #1: Jean x Eren

Ship #1: Jean x Eren

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Armin: Uh...

Mikasa: What-

Eren: *holding up card* 8/10

Jean: *holding up card* 8.5/10

Connie: I- what?

Eren: It's bromance. *claps Jean on the shoulder* Right bro?

Jean: *grabs Erens hand* Yeah bro. It's not homosexual. It's homiesexual.

Armin: I feel violated.

Connie: I demand a handwritten apology.

Mikasa: I second that.

Me: Uh... anyways...

Ship #2: Historia x Ymir

Ship #2: Historia x Ymir

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Sasha: OTP.

Armin: Yup.

Ymir: That's my Historia.

Historia: *blushing but smiling*

Mikasa: I like it. I mean, it's not like they try to hide anything.

Levi: No crap. Sometimes I wish they would be a little more subtle. Love is gross.

Erwin: ...

Connie: Daaaaaamn.

Ship #3: Jean x Marco

Connie: Oh crap- Sasha! Make sure Jean doesn't-

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Connie: Oh crap- Sasha! Make sure Jean doesn't-

Jean: *starts crying* Whyyyyyyy

Sasha: Dammit, it's too late, I can't-

Jean: WHY MARCO?! IT WASNT HIS TIME! *sobs*

Mikasa: Um-

Armin: Is he... ok?

Sasha: Just... give us a second.

*Sasha and Connie lead Jean away*

Everyone: ...

Me: Moving on!

Ship #4: Eren x Historia

Ship #4: Eren x Historia

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Armin: *chokes on air*

Ymir: Eren, you bastard, if you think for a second-

Historia: Calm down! It's not real!

Eren: Yeah, she's like my little sister. I don't think of her like that.

Historia: Yeah, he's like family.

Jean: Can we just move on?

Mikasa: Oh, you're back!

Ymir: I agree with Jean. If I have to look at this any longer I'll gouge my eyes out.

Ship #5: Hange x Levi

Levi: *chokes on tea again* (someone take this man's teacup away*

Levi: *chokes on tea again* (someone take this man's teacup away*

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Hange: Aww look! He's helping me!

Jean: They don't get it, do they.

Hange: Huh?

Armin: This is showing you two in a... romantic relationship.

Hange: What?!

Levi: Ugh. Blech. Gross.

Hange: Should I be offended or relieved?

Levi: Offended. You're nasty.

Hange: ...noted. Although I did used to have feelings for you.

Levi: *chokes* (seriously, someone help him)

Erwin: What now?

Hange: Don't worry, that was a long time ago. And I basically got you and Levi together!

Levi: Can we stop fighting about this? Even if they still had a crush on me we'd never get together, because they're gross. *glares at Hange* Yeah, I saw you leave the restroom without washing your hands. Nasty ass.

Hange: He's lying. I don't know what he's talking about.

Levi: *stands* Call me a liar one more time.

Hange: Lia-

Erwin: *covers Hange's mouth*

Me: I'm ending this before it can get any worse. See you all later!

Levi: If you bring us back here, I swear I'll make your internal organs externa-

The End ^o^

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