《 (Y/N) yelling to puar in a cave》
(Y/N): Do they think that I'm just some fucking dog puar?
Puar: No, of course not
(Y/N): They think they can just snap their fingers and I'll come running. Well, TO HELL WITH THEM!
Puar: (Y/N), what would Bulla do?
(Y/N): She'd help them but I ain't her!
Puar: Why won't you do that then? Why do you always have to act so stubborn?
(Y/N): I can't.....I....I won't loose anyone else! Pushing them all away is the only way to keep them safe. This timeline has had enough of my meddling.
Puar: You're a good person (Y/N) maybe a bit broken but still good. I mean I'd be dead if you didn't stop those red ribbon army guys from trying to abduct me and oolong.
《 Oolong wakes up from his nap on the couch 》
Oolong: Yea then you sneezed a hole into this side of the mountain for us to live in. You even went outta your way to save a defenseless child and rise him as your own while teaching him martial arts. We owe alot to you (Y/N).
(Y/N): Guys, I....
???: Dagonit!
(Y/N): And he's awake....great.
《 (Y/N) walks into a room to see an old man, frantically looking around for something》
(Y/N): What's with all this yelling Master Roshi!?!
Roshi: My makeout weekly magazines are gone!
(Y/N): Yea, we threw them out.
Roshi: You did what?!?!
(Y/N): Those magazines were over a century old Roshi.
Roshi: THEY WERE LIMITED EDITION, WORTH A FORTUNE!!!!
(Y/N): oh..Oh...
Roshi: Don't worry, I'm going teach you about privacy.
《 Roshi hands (Y/N) some cartons of milk and a huge turtle shell to wear. He also puts wrist and ankle weights on him.》
Roshi: You're gonna deliver all this milk before the sunset without lifting a single foot off the ground.
(Y/N): Yes Master Roshi!
Oolong: Speaking of training, Where is Uub?
Puar: Who knows, let him live his life. He's still just a kid.
Roshi: Turn the TV on, my shows are on.
《 (Y/N) turns the TV on and see the news. A village nearby was under attack by an unknown being, As (Y/N) starts walking out the door while looking at the TV, he sees a Blue haired woman and drops the milk cartons.》
Oolong: Is that....
Puar: No way...
Roshi: She's a hottie...
《 (Y/N) shoots Roshi with a ki blast 》
Roshi: I deserved that!
《 (Y/N)'s phone starts to blow up 》
(Y/N): Hello.
《 (Y/N) drops everything and runs out the door immediately to capsule corps. 》
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Dragon Ball: Genesis
FanfictionThis is a tale of ancient times; an era before the good and evil were forever divided. When Majin Buu plunged the world into conflict. The Z Fighters were there to fight.(Y/N) wanted to meet them so he went back in time to see for himself, but in do...