《 Everyone literally falls down into Hell, They look around to see propaganda of Cumber on buildings and billboards.》
Penelope: Cumber, he's behind this... I know it...
Uub: You and the him haven't been enemies in years, you really think he's responsible?"
Penelope: "You don't know him like I do... dad put him down for a reason..."
Uub: "The reason was that he was kind of fucking crazy back then."
Rachel: "That's a fair point."
Uub: "So what's the plan?"
Penelope: "I'm going to punch him in the face unless he gives us dad back."
Raditz: "What if Cumber doesn't have (Y/N)?"
Penelope: "I'll probably still punch him in the face."
Raditz: Looks like he's using my old business to leverage himself down here. I know where he is.
《 They all walk directly into Cumber's office. 》
Cumber: Welcome to Hell.
Penelope: Shouldn't you have a receptionist?
Cumber: Such is the plight of eternal damnation - but I have a feeling you didn't come here to catch up. Let's talk.
Penelope: FUCK THAT!
《 Penelope punches Cumber in the face》
Penelope: Where did you put my dad?
Cumber: Like I was about to explain...I don't have him.
Uub: Bullshit, you expect me to believe that when you happen to be the first thing we see in hell?!
Cumber: Maybe it's just me. But your " Thank you" sounds more like an accusation.
Raditz: That's probably because they plan to kill you.
Cunber: Ok...I get the trust issues, can I show you something?
《 Cumbet pulls out a wedding invitation. The pieces all came together (Y/N) had caused more chaos and destruction than any other in history it was only natural that the demon queen would want him to marry her. They needed a plan and Cumber had one.》
Penelope: I'm gonna punch the queen in the face
Rachel: I think you might be skipping some details.
Penelope: No I said in the face.
Cumber: I like the commitment but you got to find a way to get close enough to her in the first place.
Penelope: When's the wedding I'll just show up and-
Raditz: Then you'll punch her in the face.
Cumber: Sorry, but it's a little more complicated than that these things are tied to the soul you won't be able to enter without one.
Uub: So how do we get one.
Cumber: You get her attention. I know some places that are a particular value to the bride you hit those you'll get your shot
Uub: Wait why would she give out an invitation for destroying her stuff?
Rachel: Oh she won't but it should piss her off enough to get her to attack you guys personally.
Cumber: Either the demon queen kills you and I get the construction contracts to rebuild what was destroyed or you kill her and I'll have to pay less taxes pretty win-win.
Raditz: That's why you're helping us to make more money in Hell?
Cumber: Hell what your make of it.
Raditz: Works for me what you got.
Cumber: all right, let's get started.
《 Mean while》
Xiira: [to (Y/N) who she has strapped to her bed] Hey babe is it true you used to be a stone cold murderer?
《 Xiira starts undressing herself, trying to seduce (Y/N)》
(Y/N): Okay now don't be getting any funny ideas.
Xiira: Too late!
《 She turns off the lights.》
《 The Next Morning 》
Xiira: It's funny I always kinda thought you just didn't like girls.
(Y/N): Wait, what?
Xiira: You know, you ran away from me last time we were together, I had to write a book about it back a few years ago, got a bestseller.
《 Climbs into bed with him while in her bra and panties》
(Y/N): Look Xiira have a...
Xiira: [interrupting him] Pretty lonely these last 13 years, if you know what I mean? No man has been able to satisfy me the way you did. I'm kinda choosy
(Y/N): I'm not saying I don't want to, 'cuz that could be nice, and all sorts of wrong but nice, right now I just really need to go back to my family.
《 Xiira cups her hand over his mouth 》
Xiira: Shhh, face it sugar I got something you want and you sure a shootin' have something I want, so be a good boy and maybe, maybe Mama will give you a cookie
《 She starts hooking up ivs and cables to him 》
(Y/N): What are you doing?
Xiira: Don't worry about it my beloved, we'll have a happy family forever.
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