The Press

1.6K 48 75
                                        

Darkest Hero

Q and A segment.

Q: uh, why is blue waffles bad?

A:... NOPE. Somebody else. I just nope that situation and didn't think things through. Just DO NOT GOOGLE IT.

Q: oh God is that fazbear?! How the hell did nezu even?!

A: yes and because he is the principal of corse.

Q: Okay, who raided the Pizzaria?!

A: Nezu. How? He is the principal. Why? Who knows.

Q: Did Nezu seriously pay them in hats?

A: only on poker night.

Q: did the monomoron seriously copy the living shadow kid's quirk in a bright room?

A: yes. He be stupid.

Q: Is the spark going to play a big role?

A: somewhat, its more a side thing than anything at the moment

Chapter 31: The Press

Kyoka looked about nervously as she stood in the corner of the room. Her classmates were usually ones to keep to themselves and she knew Izuku had a few of the girls dating him and eachother, Charlie and Vaggie weren't exactly subtle about it at all. Yaoyoruzo had been in and out of their room a lot recently too. Mina was Mina and went wherever she pleased, even when Kyoka wanted to be left alone annoyingly. Girl had little regard for personal space. Seeing the assistant teacher of their class and Ibara act like fan girls was a bit odd but given the situation Kyoka could only go along with it.

"So... the supernatural is real and you're all what, angels?" Kyoka asked somewhat nervously, after all she knew the whole "be not afraid." Shit given how often it was memed in the 2160s thanks to a comedy movie. Miss Azazel was obviously an angel given her halo was clearly visible, Charlie too probably given her calling God her grandfather. The whole demonic looking thing must just mean she is fallen right?

Nezu just cackled loudly as he fell to his knees and started pounding his fist on the flood before rolling under the bed. Looking under Vaggie was surprised to see no sign of the principal.

"Uh... not exactly." Izuku muttered as he messed up his own hair and not wanting to try and see what Nezu was upto. "Only Azazel-sensei is an angel among us."

"Sus." Kira snorted softly but was ignored.

"I'm a cambion, my mum is some big shot down in hell." Mina shrugged. "Dont know who she is only that dad won her heart and if it wasn't for Michael she's be living up here with us."

"I know my brother is strict but imagine the chaos that would happen if humans knew we are real?" Azazel shuddered. "I still have flashbacks to how busy we were in the 1600s with the church being a major pain in the ass."

"I'm not even sure If I am sane anymore." Momo sighed softly as as aimed a flat glare at her hazard tape wrapped suitcase she had taken to carrying with her. "The things that killed my parents made sure they got me in the end. Now I'm one of those fucks and I can't do anything about it."

Darkest HeroWhere stories live. Discover now