All the gang except for Twobit are in the livingroom bummed out because they had a hard week.
Until suddenly, the one, the only TWOBIT MATTHEWS COMES INTO THE CROWD OF DEPRESSED HOODLUM BOYS!!!
*The crowd roars*
Ponyboy: What the hell did that cheer come from?
Twobit: What cheer? I don't hear anything?
Sodapop: Yeah Ponyboy, there's no Cheers- What the hell do you think? Some teenage girl who's inlove with all of us is stalking us for like...Days, Months...Maybe even years.
Soda looks directly at you
Ponyboy: That sounds specific.
Twobit: Anyway, How's life been treating you people?"
Twobit walks into the kitchen to grab some cake.
He opens it to the most horrifying image; There...Was NO CAKE.
Twobit: There's no cake!
*Crowd starts crying*
Ponyboy: Okay I'm serious! I hear something that I think I'm not supposed to be hearing!
Ponyboy looks up at the ceiling as if there were voices coming up from Heaven.
Darry: Ponyboy...No.
Sodapop: Yeah, it's not like we live in some never ending Fandom where we Never age nor die because...A WHOLE bunch of girls who read about us decided to make this whole thing thats...definitely not a cult worshipping us but we just call it a plain old fun fandom.
Soda smiles at you.
Darry: Soda...Go outside you're creeping everyone out.
Sodapop: Okay. (Soda waves goodbye at you) Bye beautiful.
Johnny: Guys...I-I think I better head out
Dallas: Yeah me too...Let's go Johnnycakes
The crowd: Awwww Jally! Jally! Jally!
Dallas jumps in fear
Dally: Okay now I can hear the voices!
Johnny: Yeah...I can too.
Ponyboy: Told you so.
The crowd: Boooo! No one likes a snitch Ponyboy!
Ponyboy: Ouch...that's rude
Darry: Okay am I the only sane one in this house?!
Steve: No
Emerges beyond the shadows
Steve: I'm here too.
Darry: Why in the world were you hiding?
Steve: I wasn't hiding...You all just forgot about me...I'm; The forgotten Greaser
Curly Shepard: No, you ain't
Emerges from the deep dark black that suddenly appeared in their livingroom corner
Crowd: OooooOooooo
Curly: I am...I didn't even get to show up in the film!
Ponyboy: Because you were sent to jail
Somebody in the crowd: Shut up Ponyboy or else we'll cancel you!
Ponyboy: What is wrong with you people?!
Twobit: You should do as they say...they will kill you.
Johnny: Why is this even happening?
Twobit: Because...This is a show about me! The Matthew Show!!!
The Crowd: YEAH! OH MY GOD YOURE SO HOT TWOBIT WE LOVE YOU
Somebody in the crowd: TAKE YOURE CLOTHES OFF!
Darry looks up at the ceiling to see a white machine that's contains an audience sound effect
He grabs it
Darry: Give me the damn remote Twobit
Twobit: Bu-
Darry: Now!
Twobit hands the remote to Darry.
Darry smashes it to oblivion
Darry: I'm going to bed

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Imagines And Preferences Pt.2 🐴🌅🏈🥤🍺🍰😎🚗
FanfictionSo it's a pt.2! Same old thing send some requests funny or deep, how ever you like it! I'd gladly take any requests. Anyway Stay Gold! 🌅 REQUEST OPEN I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS ALL RIGHTS ARE TO S.E HINTON