Imagines And Preferences Pt.2 🐴🌅🏈🥤🍺🍰😎🚗

Group Chat (The perfect investment plan)

Ponyboy🐴: Guys, have you seen Twobit?

Johnny🍰: No

Ponyboy🐴: I'm kinda getting concerned- he hasn't been at school for almost a whole month

Sodapop🥤: Maybe he dropped out

Steve🚗: Maybe he finally got a job

Ponyboy🐴: No, but- he hasn't even been at our house for a whole month- It's like he disappeared- What if he got kidnapped from socs or something

Dallas😎: Be real Ponyboy, no one would ever want to kidnap Twobit- he's to much

Sodapop🥤: I remember him telling Darry that he would be out of town- but, didn't specify how long he'd be gone for

Darry🏈: Yeah, he did tell me that- But, I drove passed his mother's house and his car was still there

Sodapop🥤: Okay, that's weird

Dallas😎: You guys are overthinking this

Steve🚗: Yeah, what if he took some blonde chic's car- What if he's out in some vacation with her?

Twobit🍺: Guys, I just found the perfect investment plan!

Johnny🍰: Hey Twobit, where have you been?

Steve🚗: I bet it's another stupid one

Darry🏈: Why do you even need a investment plan? You're an unemployed adult who got held back from school and still lives with your mother

Twobit🍺: So, you guys don't wanna hear it?

Steve🚗: No

Twobit🍺: Wow, fine- I thought you guys wanted to know, to better your lives a get out of poverty filled lives

Darry🏈: I don't really have time to listen to your idea Twobit- not after the last time

Twobit🍺: Okay, I understand that I was the reason you got scammed last time from that guys who claimed to be a genie

Darry🏈: I didn't even believe him!- I wasn't even there actually! You just stole my damn credit card and gave it to him!

Sodapop🥤: Darry, calm down I'm sure Twobit's idea is a good one and it's not like he's gonna force you into doing it- he's just offering the idea

Darry🏈: Fine, what is it Twobit?

Twobit🍺: Okay, so I've been doing this for a whole month?

Ponyboy🐴: That's why you were gone

Darry🏈: Just, tell us what it is...

Twobit🍺: okay, so you know how pets- specifically dogs always get free stuff like toys and food?

Darry🏈: I mean it's not necessarily free- Their owners pay for all that

Twobit: Yeah but, to the dog it's free- not just that but, dogs have their own servants aka their owners

Ponyboy🐴: Oh my god

Sodapop🥤: What?

Ponyboy🐴: I think he's trying to say that he's pretending to be a dog

Twobit🍺: Yup, I'm a family dog now. Don't gotta pay for a thing, My name is Rex the golden retriever! The dog of a family of five called the Bensons; There's Howard Benson and Penelope Benson and their three kids Howard jr, Conner and Camila Benson

Dallas😎: Your the dog of the fucking mayor of Tulsa?!

Steve🚗: What the fuck, that's messed up

Twobit🍺: How's that messed up?

Darry🏈: Your a grown man in a fur suit, you know you can go to jail for this if they figure out right?

Ponyboy🐴: You mean when they figure out

Sodapop🥤: This is bad

Twobit🍺: You guys are being over dramatic, I bet your all just jealous cause I'm living a high class life

Steve🚗: Don't you ever say that ever again

Dallas😎: I bet he looks creepy in that fur suit

Twobit🍺: Make fun of me all you want, I'm going to the dog park

Ponyboy🐴: There's no dog park in Tulsa though- A park yeah but, no dog park

Sodapop🥤: Dude, I just seen Twobit pass by DX, he looks creepy

Dallas😎: I knew it!

Johnny🍰: Two, I don't think your owner is taking you to the dog park...

Darry🏈: How do these people not find it weird that their dog is just casually texting on a phone?

Steve🚗: He probably doesn't text in front of them

Sodapop🥤: Yeah, when he passed he was just walking

Ponyboy🐴: Then how was he texting this whole time

Johnny🍰: I mean, I remember about a week ago I seen this weird looking dog downtown that was with the Mrs.Benson- I remember when Mrs.Benson left into the boutique, the dog just casually grabbed a phone and started texting

Steve🚗: How did you not find that suspicious?

Johnny🍰: Sorry, I was high- I thought it was just the weed

Twobit🍺: Johnny, you were right! They aren't taking me to the dog park; They took me to the vet to get neutered!

Johnny🍰: Told you

Steve🚗: Your so screwed

Dallas😎: This is the best day of my life

Twobit🍺: Can you guys come and act like I was your missing dog or something?

Darry🏈: I'm on my way

Twobit🍺: Thank you Darry!

Darry🏈: I'm to damn old for this shit

Dallas😎 : I'm to into this shit