Imagines And Preferences Pt.2 🐴🌅🏈🥤🍺🍰😎🚗

Don't Eat My Hamburger!

Twobit bursts into the Curtis house. Out of breath-The gang all sits in silence looking at him blankly.

Darry: Why are you out of breath Twobit?

Steve: Yeah, did you walk to fast or something?

Twobit: No...It's...just...I figured something out...just...today

Johnny: What?

Twobit: Hold on a-a moment

Twobit lays on the floor, trying to catch his breath for a minute

Soda: C'mon Two, what is it?

Twobit: There's this law...One that's been here since the dawn of Hamburgers

Everyone Groans

Darry: Not this again

Twobit: What do you mean again?

Steve: For the past month you come bursting in this house, with some supposed law that's useless and not even true to the whole United States!

Twobit: That's not true!

Soda: Oh sure, so last night you didn't come bursting in-Saying that it's illegal to make weird faces at dogs in Chicago.

Johnny: And the day before that how you woke me up while I was sleeping in the lot-saying that it's illegal to play Frisbee on California beaches without a license.

Twobit: It's true though..

Dallas: I swear if you come to me next saying something about the law, I'm gonna shove a Frisbee right up you're-

Darry: Dally, Calm down-Just *sighs* Tell us one of these stupid laws

Twobit: It's illegal, to eat someone else's Hamburger in Oklahoma!

The gang Groans in disappointment

Ponyboy: I just felt some brain cells die due to what I heard.

Twobit: It's true though!

Soda: Sure it is-Speaking of Hamburgers though...I'm hungry, who wants to head out to the Dingo?

Darry: Sure, why don't we all go?

Time laps to the Dingo- The gang eats their Burger and fries in enjoyment on the back of Darry's truck.
As they do Soda places his half eaten Hamburger down, full from all the food he ate.

Soda: Anyone wants my Hamburger?

Steve raises his hand

Ponyboy: I want it!

Soda hands the burger to Ponyboy, Steve glares

Steve: Yeah sure, give it to the walking garbage can Soda, he'll eat anything you throw at him.

Ponyboy: I'm doing you a favor Steve...You seem to be putting up with some calories with all the Cakes you eat

Twobit: What kind of cakes

Ponyboy: The kind you eat Two

Twobit: Yeah still don't know which...

Ponyboy: Don't worry about it

Ponyboy starts to eat Sodapop's Hamburger.

As he does a Sheriff walks by, he spots the crime.

Sheriff: Holy mother of wallcrackers! Stop by the name of law!

Ponyboy: Is he talking to me?

Sheriff: Yeah I'm talking to you-No good Hamburger eating garbage!

Johnny: What the fu-

Sheriff: Step out of the truck

Ponyboy: What? Why?!

Sheriff: For breaking the law you peice of shi-

Darry: Woah! Who do you think you are talking to my brother like that?

Sheriff: The Sheriff of Tusla Oklahoma

Twobit: Guys, I think he wants to arrest Ponyboy because he ate Soda's hamburger-

The gang: Shut up Twobit!

Sheriff: Actually, he's right

Dallas: You've gotta be kidding me

Sheriff: Now, c'mon son

Ponyboy looks at Darry and Soda scared

Darry: Just, do as he says Ponyboy

Soda: Everything's gonna be alright, I promise ya' Pony

Ponyboy hops down from the truck trunk, walking to the Sheriff.

Sheriff: Slowly put you're hands behind you're back

Ponyboy: This is so stupid

Sheriff: What was that?

Ponyboy: Nothing

The Sheriff, places handcuffs on Ponyboy

The gang watches as Ponyboy gest forced to the back of the Sheriff car and drives off in fear

Steve: That's what he gets for eating the burger that I called dibs on first

Soda: Guess you were right Twobit

Dallas: And I Guess that now puts me on the list for second Most Dangerous Delinquent in the gang guys...I'm a good Guy now

Twobit: And me on first for the most smartest person in the gang

Johnny: What the fu-

~The End~