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Wasteland, baby! Pt.3

By: Coloredlove8 on Ao3

Steddie

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June 4th, 10:26 am

"Jesus, you get mauled by a dog last night."  Robin teased, hooking her finger into the neck of Steve's shirt and pulling down, "Oh, it keeps going."

He smacked at her hand, "Stop that."

"I mean really, is Munson teething or something."

Steve went back to rewinding the tape in front of him, "You don't know this is from Eddie."

She scoffed, leaning over the counter with her chin in her hand, "Really, because I heard from a little bird that she saw you two going upstairs alone last night."

He glared at her, "Who saw?"

"Oh don't freak, it wasn't one of the kids, just Nancy. She told the kids that she was tired so Jonathan was going to drive us home, meaning they had to leave since no one would be there to keep an eye on them."

He ejected the tape and slipped it back into it's case, "So you guys left before..."

"Before Munson fucked your brains out."

He grabbed the next movie, "He did not fuck my brains out."

She raised an eyebrow, "Oh, yeah, then what'd you do last night."

"Nothing you need to know about."

"Really, you've literally told me every detail about every girl you've had sex with for a year, but Eddie's off limits."

"I've already said we didn't have sex, Robin."

She pushed off the counter, "You're so boring. Just tell me already."

"Oh my god, he gave me a handjob. Is that what you want?" He shoved the movie in its case, grabbing all of the finished ones and leaving the counter

She followed behind him, "Really, just a handjob?"

He put a movie on it's shelf, "Two."

She laughed, "He got you to c-"

"Don't you dare finish that sentence in public."

She rolled her eyes, "Okay, fine, but really, twice?"

He nodded, "Yeah, don't ask me how. I honestly have no clue. I've never done that before. Never even thought about it really."

"Well, what'd you do for him?"

He ignored her and walked away. She followed behind again, "No, you can't leave me hanging, dingus."

He turned to her, glancing around the store to make sure no one was near earshot. "I gave him head, happy?"

Her eyes widened, "On your first time! Aren't you a slut."

He turned back around, "Fuck off."

"Did he give you the handjob first or after?"

He sighed, "He did one, then I sucked him off, then he gave me the second one."

She laughed, "What, you get hard from having his dick in your mouth?"

His shoulders tensed. He could basically hear her evil little smile, "Oh my fucking god, you did, didn't you!"

"I swear to god, Robin. I'm going to kill you if any of this leaves this damn store." The front bell rung, "Go help them."

She pushed him lightly, "Yeah, yeah grumpy pants."