Random OneShots

(Fuck me) in the Ass

By: Jah14 on Ao3

Malec

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It was a wild night, the siblings had decided to head to the bar after their patrol and get wasted since they have their offs tomorrow. Of course Alec wasn't on the same page as Izzy and Jace, but after immense pressure he agreed in a condition he won't be drinking more than one glass, which they quickly agreed to.

He picked up his phone and called Magnus to let him know about the new update before heading out. "Hey, Mags."

"Hello, darling. Coming home early today?!"

"I'll be going out with Izz and Jace for a couple of drinks before coming home. Do you want me to bring something before coming home?!"

"No, sweetheart. Just you, safe, ok?!"

He smiled warmly "yeah, ok. You too, I love you."

"I love you too, darling." Then hung up.

The night went smoothly at first, they were drinking, chatting and laughing. It was amazing, they missed this, the siblingly bonding they had, the times they spent together just them. It was a really good change. But as time went by, Alec was pressured to drink more, a lot more.. and he was a light drinker, like very light and that never ended well.. not that he drank as a habit or anything, it was the opposite actually, he wasn't a drinker by any means.

It was late at night and after Many drinks, the drunk siblings decided to head out of the bar. Of course, Izzy and Jace were still somewhat brain intact while Alec's was completely gone. And also .. what's the drunk purpose without dares and making stupid decisions. "Oh.. come.. on.. Alec, you-re too good.. to.. make.. this decision. Your-re a.. good boy." Jace said, drunk.

"Damn.. right.. you are." Izzy hecupsed.

"Hey..! I -can be.. bad! I'll p-rove it." Alec objected, and very wasted.

They head to a tattoo shop across the street from they were, a brilliant stupid idea that Alec wanted to prove his siblings wrong by he could be a bad boy, a recluse one. Breaking the rules because he was bad, or so he thought..

He decided with his mushy brain to go even further with his dare, so far that he decided to tattoo "fuck me" on his ass cheeks with large bold italics of course, because he was a very bad boy.

Once the tattoo was done and he wore back his jeans when the woman said she needed to put a protecting bandage on it, but stupid him, his tongue slipped with he said "I'll.. use.. an- ira-tze."

But Jace and Izzy weren't as wasted and tried to wrap what their idiot brother said when the tattoo artist was confused. "He's.. just very drunk.. never mind him." Jace informed as he tried not to sound super drunk at the moment and it worked!

Izzy slapped Alec's arm hard as they went out of the store. "Ow!!"

"Are you insane?!"

"What..?!.. I just told..her I'll .. use my.. iratze..!" He hiccuped.

"You are not drinking ever again, Alec." She stated, being the least drunk of all of them.

He muttered after applying the iratze when he felt the pain and the burn more "you're.. not my ..mom."