Random OneShots

Sorry but I'm narried actually

By: slytherinnbitch on Ao3

Wolfstar

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Remus enters the bar, almost two hours late. He knows he is going to get it from Lily, if not from Sirius. They had been planning on this night out for almost a month, what with Harry being a new born and all of their respective jobs it was next to impossible but somehow they had made it work. Although Peter got caught up in a last minute meeting and had promised them all a rain check.

He looks around the place in search of his best mates and finds them all sitting at the booth nearest to the bar. They all looked slightly tipsy from where he was standing, although Sirius was now practically sitting on James's lap and making vague gestures at him.

Lily catches his eye and he nods at her and gestures towards the bar. Maybe getting some drinks would be able to get him out of their yelling sessions. He asks the bar tender to give him a repeat of what the others are having by pointing towards the booth.

He is waiting for the drinks when Sirius clumsily approaches him.

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"Prongs!" Sirius whisper yells at him.

"Yes Pads?"

"Who is that bloke? Do you know him? Lils he nodded at you, do you know him? Is he single? Merlin I want that piece of arse." Sirius wishes as he more or less strangles James in his affection.

James thinks it would be a great idea to play a small prank on his very drunk best friend so he says, "Oh yeah Si. We both know him, he is single. Why you like him or something?"

"Like him? Goddamn it, Prongs. How is your bi not showing? Because my gay is fucking lit on fire just by looking at that piece of arse." James tries his level best not to outdo laugh at that.

Liking his best mate is Sirius' job and certainly not his.

"I think you should approach him then, he might like you as well."

"You think so?" Sirius asks but before he can reply, Sirius stands up and proceeds towards his own husband.

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"So hi." Sirius says after he props himself up on a bar stool next to Remus.

"Hello." he replies, Sirius is looking at him funny so he has no idea what's going on. He looks at James for some insight but both James and Lily are laughing their arses off at something.

"So I was wondering, whether you're single or not?" Sirius asks him in a serious tone, as serious can it get when one is drunk off their arse and clearly Sirius is pissed since he can't even recall having dated Remus, let alone marrying him.

Remus decides to play along, this must be what James and Lily are laughing about.

"Sorry but I'm married actually."

"Oh bugger" Sirius mutters to himself but Remus can hear him clearly, "Sorry to bother you then."

He tries to get down from the bar stool but Remus catches both his wrists and bring them together at his back, stopping him from moving. Sirius flushes a deep red and Remus smirks at him.

"I thought you said you're married."

"I am." Astonishment flashes in Sirius' eyes as he continues, "With you."

"What?"

"I'm married to you, stupid."

"For real?" Remus just hums in response.

"Does that mean I can kiss you?" Sirius asks incredulously.

"Of course you can, love." he says as he leans in to kiss his drunk husband and all he can think is how stupidly he is in love.