Random OneShots

From blizzards to blanket

By: sadinsomaniac on Ao3

Dream x Technoblade

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Technoblade suppressed a shiver as the cold zipped into his freezing muscles, forcing him to jolt and slow down again before ploughing through the snow.

See usually Techno was more prepared for storms. Sealing the locks of his cabin, adding extra layers of thermal heating to the kennel, covering the stables, etc. However somehow he'd lost track of time, stuck in his own mess of a mind whilst chopping wood for fire and also having to repair the storing shack for said wood. The uneven ground plus the extreme amount of snow he had to dig up for the simple build left him out in the woods much longer than anticipated, and it was just his luck a storm rolled in and now he was stumbling through a dark forest, barely able to see 3 feet in front of him whilst fighting hypothermia.

Being a piglin hybrid meant he ran at a high temperature than most, perfect for the nether and usually helped keep him warm in the overworld too, however once he got cold his body would automatically attempt to shut down as a weak defence mechanism. One of the many downsides of being a hybrid. The voices screaming in his head didn't help either, the incessant noise of chat filling his mind and leaving him dangerously unaware of the mobs which scoured the forest in search of prey.

lmaooo stuck in a storm what an L

L

Do better

/rainbowchat.

L

is there something in that tree?

The last voice startled Techno back into his body, squinted crimson eyes snapping up whilst his netherite axe gleamed in his hand, tensed and prepared to swing. A particularly large tree stood in front of him, looming and evidently dying if the large hole carved into the middle of it was any indication.

With heightened senses, he cautiously snuck forward, narrowing his eyes to see if the voices were trolling or not only to spot a hit of lime green?

Axe still poised, Techno stood in front of the hole carved into the middle of the tree, peaking in slightly to see a lime green blanket or hoodie tucked into the hole alike a nest, the shade of it eerily reminiscent to the vibrant shade that Dream wore.

The two had a complicated relationship. Never going as far as to call one another friends yet having a past of strangely intimate moments together, afterall there was a certain bond between the two antagonists of the server that allowed them a peace only accessible in the presence of the other. A comforting vulnerability that he knew they both treasured.

ew simp

Homeless teletubby what a nerd

E.

E.

As always the annoying chatter in his head along with a snowflake directly in his eye forced him to the presence, peaking further into the hole only to hear pained whining inside of it, gentle and afraid and if the slight tremble was anything to go by, likely freezing too.

Techno sighed, grumbling about how he was gonna get hypothermia but staying non the less, carefully putting his axe back before putting both gloved hands into the hole, feeling them curl around something soft and if the terrified noise the thing let out was an indicator of, it was probably whatever lived in there.