Pools of love (Gwenpool x male reader)

Business partners

Y/n: Seriously?

Gwen: What?

Y/n: Your name is Gwen Poole and you call yourself Gwenpool?

Gwen: Yeah, why?

Y/n: Just seems a little contrived is all.

Gwen: You don't even have a name!

Y/n: Of course I have a name dipshit, you just haven't asked me what it is.

Gwen: Alright then, random guy. What's your name?

Y/n: My name is Y/n L/n. Not random guy, not Doctor Doofenshmirtz. My name is Y/n L/n.

Gwen grins and sits down next to him, she slings her legs over his lap.

Gwen: Nice to meet you Y/n! Make yourself comfortable because you're not leaving.

She pats his ankle monitor.

Gwen: So, are we business partners?

Y/n places his head in his hands and nods reluctantly. Gwen explodes from her seat and starts to dance.

Gwen: Yes! Ha-ha!

Y/n: Hey! If you're keeping me here against my will then where am I sleeping? Do you have a guest room?

Gwen: No, but I have a couch!

She grins innocently at him and he moans in despair.

Gwen: I'll get you a blanket.

She skips away to her room to fetch said blanket. Y/n looks at the mask she left on the floor and then around the living room. This eventually leads him to the notebook Gwen was using in the first chapter. He considers picking it up.

Gwen: Hey! Making yourself at home?

She grins. She has not only got him his blanket but has also changed into normal clothes. To be specific: she is wearing a baggy stripy pink and white T-Shirt with jean shorts.

Y/n: So are you like... always this happy?

Gwen: I try to be.

She sits down once again and pats the empty space next to her. Y/n obliges and she slings her arm around his shoulder.

Gwen: So what do you like to do?

Y/n: I like to go home, sleep in peace, hang out with people who aren't psycho.

Gwen: Alright, I get it. I just thought it would be nice to get to know you a little.

Gwen looks down, feeling glum. Against every bone in his body: Y/n starts to feel bad for her.

Y/n: What about you? What do you like?

Gwen looks back up at him. She smiles weakly and punches his shoulder equally so.

Gwen: I like eating snacks, fighting bad guys... I don't have any friends but if I did I would probably like hanging out with them too.

Y/n knew what she was trying to do, but at the same time he couldn't find it in himself to fight it. He takes her hand.

Y/n: You've got a friend.

Her mouth gapes slightly, then she gives him a hug. He can feel her head nestling on his shoulder.

Gwen: Thank you. I'll make it mean something.

Cut to the two of them outside Avengers Tower. Gwen is in her superhero costume.

Y/n: So why are we here?

Gwenpool: If you're gonna be my PR guy I want you to have a good education. So I've brought you to the master of public relations!