Pools of love (Gwenpool x male reader)

We got cancelled

A phone camera flickers to life and presents a live feed.

Gwenpool: Rolling?

Y/n: Rolling.

Y/n is pointing the camera at Gwen who strikes a pose and waves.

Gwenpool: Hi everyone! I'm Gwenpool, I'll be your super-mommy today!

Y/n: What?

Gwenpool: Behind the camera we have my lovely PR guy Y/n. Say hi Y/n!

Y/n does not say hi. Gwenpool frowns at him and sticks out her bottom lip. Her spell does not work on y/n and she turns back to the camera.

Gwenpool: Anyway, right now you're watching my new live feed! You'll get to experience crime fighting right from the eyes of a super-heroine. Come on!

Gwen runs off and Y/n struggles to keep up as she walks down the streets of New York illuminated by the moon.

Y/n: Slow down!

Shaky-cam ensues as Y/n sprints after her.

Gwenpool: Look! A robbery!

There is indeed a robbery taking place across the street. The assailant attempts to flee at these words but Gwenpool shoots him in the back of the head.

Y/n: OH MY GOD!

Y/n turns off the camera. Cut to y/n in Gwen's living room late at night, the only source of light being the computer screen splashing onto his face. Gwen joins him, she has now changed from her Gwenpool outfit into pink pyjamas. She sits down awfully close to Y/n.

Y/n: You've been indefinitely suspended from Twitch.

Gwen: What? Why?

Y/n: Hmm, I don't know. Oh wait, yes I do. YOU SHOT SOMEONE ON CAMERA!

Gwen: Alright, jeez.

She lays her head on his shoulder.

Gwen: I can't believe we got cancelled...

Y/n: Stop saying we. I'm your business partner, I'm your friend, but this is still a solo venture.

She snuggles deeper into his shoulder.

Gwen: What do I do now?

Y/n: I don't know... let's figure it out in the morning.

Gwen nods and delivers a bone crushing hug to her PR guy. She then skips away into her room and shuts the door after a loud 'night Y/n'! He pulls the thin blanket over himself and falls asleep on the couch. He is woken up prematurely around nine in the morning by Gwen sitting down violently on the couch, forgetting Y/n was there.

Y/n: Ow...

Gwen: Y/n! Hi!

Y/n: Get... off...

She stands and Y/n moves so that they may both sit. Gwen places a plate of toast on Y/n's lap.

Gwen: Made you breakfast.

She smiles at him. He raises an eyebrow and takes a skeptical bite.

Gwen: Is it alright? I didn't know what you liked so I just used butter.

Y/n nods his head, then does a double take.

Y/n: You woke me up on purpose so I could try your toast didn't you.

Y/n looks at her with eyes that screamed "I'm tired of your bullshit". Gwen blushes.

Gwen: Maaaaaybe.

They eat together in silence for a minute or two.

Y/n: What are we gonna do about your vlog situation?