Pools of love (Gwenpool x male reader)

Gwenpool's big mistake

Y/n closes his eyes and waits for the cold embrace of death... nothing. He squints one eye open to reveal every incel loner's wet dream protecting him from the car.

She-Hulk: Run, please.

Y/n happily does so, straight into Gwenpool as it happens.

Gwenpool: Y/n! Are you okay?

Y/n: STOP SHOCKING ME!

Gwenpool raises her hands in mock surrender. Behind them: She-Hulk performs a mighty leap and joins the two ACTUAL heroes on the case.

Y/n: We should get out of here.

Gwenpool: No, we should film!

Y/n sighs and pulls his phone out.

Y/n: You're good.

Gwenpool strikes a poses and waves at the camera.

Gwenpool: Hi YouTube! It's me, Gwenpool! Welcome to my crime vlog!

In the background, She-Hulk throws Captain America javelin style at Goblin.

Gwenpool: Behind the camera is my lovely PR guy and best friend in the whole wide world: Y/n! Say hi, Y/n!

Y/n: Uhh, Gwenpool?

Y/n points to Cap hanging off of the glider as Green Goblin stamps on the veteran's hands.

Gwenpool: Oh, right.

She bites her tongue as she once again aims her pink pistol, she shoots -but misses- barely avoiding shooting Captain America.

Captain America: What the hell are you doing?!

Gwenpool: Sorry!

She looks at the camera and laughs nervously. Spider-Man latches webs to Goblin's glider and digs his feet into the ground in order to keep their adversary from escaping. Gwenpool climbs gracefully up the rubble to reach the other heroes and Y/n merely stares- there was no way he was pulling that off.

Gwenpool: Come on, Y/n!

Y/n instead throws Gwenpool's phone up to her, and walks far, far away...

Gwenpool: Kay... guess it's a POV now!

One of Spidey's webs break and Goblin gains some ground.

Spider-Man: Little help?!

She-Hulk rips a lamppost out of the ground and Spider-Man grabs onto the other end.

Spider-Man: Thanks!

Green Goblin shakes Cap off of the glider. Gwenpool manages to grab his wrist before he falls into the water. He looks very surprised when he finds the psycho in pink was the one who saved him.

Gwenpool: Hi, Captain America! Guys, I just saved Captain America!

Captain America: Could you pull me up please?

She does so. Spider-Man's second tether breaks and Goblin speeds off. However, he does a U-turn and barrels back towards the heroes at full force. She-Hulk jumps, grabbing the glider (making Goblin tumble off) and throwing it towards some more rubble- this causes it to explode. The villain stands, surrounded by the three heroes... and Gwenpool.

Spider-Man: Come on Gobby, you never win.

She-Hulk: Come quietly before you get hurt.

Green Goblin pulls out one final bomb, he prepares to throw it down- killing all five of them. That is, until a hot dog hits him in the face. This confuses the heroes- Gwenpool points the camera to the direction the food came from which shows Y/n speeding at them full force with a hot dog cart which he rams into the Green Goblin with.