Pools of love (Gwenpool x male reader)

The R word

Around a day or two after he woke in the hospital: Y/n is discharged and free to leave, Gwen walks him down to the lobby where they come across the woman who inadvertently saved his life.

America Chavez: Oh, hey guys. You going home?

Gwenpool: Yeah, stinky here needs a shower.

Y/n: Thanks for that.

America giggles as Gwen fans her nose with her hand.

Y/n: America, you said you went to another universe to get that lung?

America Chavez: Yeah, it was grown by Professor Hulk.

Y/n: Who?

America Chavez: Oh, well in that universe Banner sorted out the whole identity crisis thing. His mind in Hulk's body.

Y/n: Right, and he grew that lung for me?

America Chavez: I mean... not for you specifically. But he grew it for medical use.

Y/n: And how do you go about... you know, getting there.

Gwenpool: You're just full of questions today, aren't you, stinky?

Y/n: Please stop calling me that.

America Chavez: It's alright, I don't mind being asked questions. I have to go but if you come by the Sanctum Sanctorum later tonight I can tell you more.

Y/n: Sounds good.

She smiles at the couple before leaving. Gwen and Y/n stand in the lobby with Avengers going about their day in the background.

Gwenpool: Alright! Let's get you home, stinky.

Y/n: Get me home? The apartment's shot to pieces. Winter Soldier, remember?

Gwenpool: Oh, yeah.

Y/n: Hey, whatever happened to that guy?

Gwenpool: Oh, some government people took him away. What's more important is: where are you going to shower?

Cut to Y/n submerging himself into Squirrel Girl's wooden tank of water. It was the size of a large hot tub and was used for bathing purposes, in the lower floor of the gigantic tree: Doreen and Gwen caught up on the wooden couch.

Gwenpool: Thanks for letting Y/n use your shower.

Squirrel Girl: You guys are my friends, friends help each other.

Gwenpool: We'll be out of your fur soon. We're planning to stay at the X-Mansion but we're meeting someone tonight so we had to stay in town.

Y/n enters the room, dressed in a spare set of clothes that Gwen had prepared for him. This includes the Gwenpool shirt he was gifted way back at the beginning of the book.

Squirrel Girl: Nice shirt.

Y/n: I didn't choose it, okay?

Gwenpool: I think it makes you look handsome.

Neither Y/n nor Doreen have the tolerance for Gwen's joke and decide to ignore her. Y/n watches as a small group of squirrels race across the floor and up one of the walls.

Squirrel Girl: Sorry, if I knew I was hosting I would've made them go out.

Y/n: They're no bother.

Tippy Toe -a squirrel recognisable die to his jingly collar- waves at Y/n and Gwen (who grimaces).

Squirrel Girl: What's up with you?

Gwenpool: The whole sentient animal thing kind of creeps me out.

Y/n: You're friends with a talking Raccoon.