Pools of love (Gwenpool x male reader)

The biggest bitch in the galaxy

Y/n and Gwenpool sit restrained in Nova's spaceship. While Y/n had to admit going to space was pretty cool; he wasn't ecstatic about going as a prisoner. Nova had very generously taped over Gwenpool's mouth.

Y/n: So, where are we going?

Nova: A planet called Xandar, heard of it?

Y/n: No, what's it like?

Nova: Imagine Earth but more advanced, with a bit more balance between flora and structures.

Y/n: Cool.

Gwenpool hums something under her tape, both Y/n and Nova assumed she was saying 'lame'.

Nova: You might want to look out the window.

Although Y/n can't move, he can still look in awe out the window as they enter the atmosphere of a foreign planet. Everyone dreams of going to space at one point in their lives and after all the panic and danger Y/n had been through recently; this experience more than made up for it.

Y/n: Wow...

Nova was confused, he knew all about Gwenpool from Spider-Man but this other guy seemed completely harmless. The ship touched down on Xandar and the three were greeted by Nova Prime.

Nova Prime: Captain Rider.

Nova: Ma'am. These are the two troublemakers the Avengers told me about.

Nova Prime: Very well, we shall place them in the Kyln.

Nova: Actually Ma'am, I was asked to see if I could better them.

Nova Prime: The internment program?

Nova: Please.

Nova Prime looks them over. She was an old woman with a cold demeanour and smoky white hair. Two more soldiers in identical armour to Richard's join them and escort Y/n and Gwenpool elsewhere.

Nova: I'll see you two later!

One of the soldiers rips the tape off of Gwenpool's mouth.

Gwenpool: Ow!

Y/n: Oh hey, my headache's back.

Gwenpool: I can't believe we're on this loser planet...

She gets a shove from one of the soldiers for this comment. They lead the humans into a facility with the Nova Corps insignia overhead.

Y/n: You don't think this is at least a little cool? I mean we went to space, we're on a different planet for crying out loud!

Gwenpool: It's crazy, I don't think I've ever seen you happy before.

Y/n/ I wonder why...

Eventually, Gwenpool and Y/n are thrown into separate cells. It's not long before Nova Prime and Richard show up at their cells.

Nova Prime: Tell me about them.

Nova: Y/n L/n, Terran. No criminal record- no record at all actually.

Nova Prime: Then why is he here?

Nova: The Avengers thought it would be good for him, She-Hulk said he had potential. He stayed and fought with the Avengers agains an extraterrestrial threat known as 'Venom'.

Gwenpool: Not sure I'd call it fighting.

Nova Prime: And what about her?

Nova: We don't know her name but she calls herself 'Gwenpool'.

Gwenpool: So you do know my name!

Nova Prime: Jesus.

Nova: She has a lengthy criminal record including: homicide, grand theft auto, manslaughter, harassment and about a dozen domestic disturbances.