Pools of love (Gwenpool x male reader)

CHARGE!

Peni climbs out of her mech suit and drops to the ground. She is quite short- she couldn't be any older than her early teens. She pulls a paper bag of bonbons from her skirt pockets and offers a candy to each of the trio- all three oblige themselves.

Peni Parker: You guys aren't from around here, are you?

Y/n: What gave it away?

Peni Parker: That massive star that spat you out of the sky.

America Chavez: Oh, you saw that.

Peni Parker: Pretty hard to miss.

She gasps -eyes sparkling- and points at them, hopping up and down on her feet.

Peni Parker: Are you guys supervillains?!

The robot behind her quickly shifts to a more threatening pose as circular saws emerge from it's hands. Peni makes the same pose, as if connected to the machine.

America Chavez: We're cool! We're cool!

Gwenpool: We're not looking to get into an anime fight scene, they always last like six episodes.

Peni and her mech stand down, assuming a more casual stance. The young girl smiles apologetically.

Peni Parker: Sorry, just had to check. I should have known to be honest. The only bad guys we get around here are-

Screams from the distance cut her off as the group of five stare towards the inner city, a giant swarm of synthetic life forms flooded the streets. Some running on the ground and others tearing across the exterior walls of buildings like Spider-Man.

Peni Parker: Adaptoids...

The Adaptoids were humanoid in figure and seemed to be composed of blue tinted marble. They had no defining features, all bald with smooth pelvises and no faces. A ring of blue light was placed where their faces would be that contained an insignia that resembled a technical component.

Y/n: Gwen, could I have some weapons please?

Gwenpool: Yeah, yeah I got you.

His girlfriend fishes around in the penguin bag and passes him a machete and pistol. She supplies him with sufficient ammunition and tops him off with a few hand grenades.

Gwenpool: Alright virgins, it's time to get our fuck on. Hey, I can swear again!

Peni passes Y/n a look of bewilderment which he shrugs off, all too used to Gwen's nonsensical rambling. America cracks her knuckles and Peni hops back inside her robot, closing the hood and preparing for safe battle.

Gwenpool: CHARGE!

Peni Parker: Wait, no!

Gwen rushes in front of her allies with a Tommy gun and begins to shoot at the literal hundreds of androids coming her way. She manages to shoot six or seven down before one punches her so hard she goes flying across the city, landing in the water by the harbour.

Y/n: I think I prefer cartoon world to anime world.

America Chavez: You're never satisfied, are you?

The Adaptoids are quickly upon them, Peni's robot is able to tear through a large group before a team of four challenge her, causing quite an issue. Y/n and America are confronted by one who stands tall above them.

Adaptoid: Civilians, the other members of your party are to be executed for their resistance. Submit, or suffer the same fate.

America smirks before punching the Adaptoid in the centre of it's ring. Y/n observed that despite their obvious fighting prowess: being struck would cause them to shatter like porcelain. The Adaptoid's head caves in and it falls to the ground where it (once again) shatters into shards of blue marble.